A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"
2006-10-12 03:50:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny....again.
2006-10-12 03:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny
but i would spend extra time to word that statement correctly b/4 saying to a women
2006-10-12 03:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an A $$! Who thought that one up?
2006-10-12 03:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMBO that is too funny thanks for the smile this morning and yes it would be alright to share that jokewith your wife or girlfriend. You shouldsee the jokes my husband shares with me.........LOL they are Udderly tasteless at times..
2006-10-12 03:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently the man should have been more clear on what he meant by that statement
2006-10-12 03:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by g's girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got what was coming to him, but soooooooooooo funny.
2006-10-12 03:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope I can remember that when I get to work.
2006-10-12 03:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for her!! I'd hurt him too!! Great joke.
2006-10-12 03:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before, but its still funny.
2006-10-12 04:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id say you got what you deserved(funny though)
2006-10-12 03:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋