I have been a bit down in the dumps lately and was wondering if a fight may cheer me up? Losing would obviously sadden me more so to guarantee victory I was wondering who would it be best to fight. Would the person have to be short? or dumb looking? fat? very old? very young? drunk? or a girl?........please help
2006-10-12 03:36:07 · 22 answers · asked by splurtyogurt 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Hello, my name is Ann Widdecombe and I am a very old,dumb looking,short and fat girl and i've been drinking kestrel super strength since breakfast, i'll fight you, you soft c.u.n.t, come on then!!!!
2006-10-12 07:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are really just looking to kick someone's a** then you have to know your strengths and find an opponent that seems like they couldn't stop you! Usually a drunk would be the best because all their reflexes are slow. And obviously don't pick someone bigger than you for the sure fact that you don't want to lose. So just find a person that is smaller than you, not as strong as you are, and maybe even slower refelx wise. Take all this into account when you are looking at the person you are thinking about starting this with. Watch UFC for a few pointers too it is a really good learning experience and has taught me alot when in a fight
2006-10-12 03:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Michael L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you had any kind of strength or control, you would be able to keep your composure. That would be a victory.
What would be the point in having a tantrum at someone else's expense? Especially if you get beat down?
That is childish and immature. You may as well lay on the floor kicking your feet and pounding your fists, screaming wildly.
Why not go to the bookstore, approach some pretty gal, give her a compliment, and make her day? You would feel so much better inside, plus maybe make a new friend or score a date.
Well, maybe not. Maybe you don't have that kind of courage and strength.
2006-10-12 05:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by pandora the cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By your question, i feel what you need is some psychological counseling. Why would it make you feel better to fight someone. that has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. I hope this is just a joke. why don't you take a class and learn something new, take a walk and enjoy the outside and exercise. Your fighting might get you a little more than you bargain for, like a little time in prison, then you would really be in the dumps. Good luck and God bless, I am going to pray for you.
2006-10-12 04:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go watch Fight Club.
2006-10-12 05:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by dh1977 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've had many fights and all of them were fun. I've gotten my *** kicked more than I've won and I can tell you a loss feels every bt as good as a win. Go to a bar and find the drunk asshole looking for a fight, trust me, he's there.
2006-10-12 03:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure the question is posed for effect, but fighting for this reason is itself an admission of failure. Perhaps you should go out and get drunk.
2006-10-12 11:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bullfighting is very relaxing. You should take on a tortured Mexican bull with bare knuckles. I hear it can be very invigorating. Violence is for the uneducated. It makes them feel some kind of pseudo-importance.
2006-10-12 03:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, even if you start a fight and you win, all you will end up becoming is a bully and that's even less rewarding than being a loser.
2006-10-12 09:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever thought of throwing some punches at yourself? Perhaps you need them. Straight to the face. Idiot.
2006-10-12 04:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix_Slasher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋