bang my neighbor's wife ? See he had a freak accident some years ago and well he doen't have a penis any more, just a tube.
So he asked me to servce his wife for him. She's not so bad but he must watch and tell me what to do. Well my wife is getting pretty mad about it cuz the neighbors wife is pretty horny all the time so I'm there every other night. My question is should I just dump my wife and move over to their house They have a 52" plasma T. V. and X-box 3 ?
2006-10-12 02:43:45 · 22 answers · asked by Wondering If ? 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ridiculous! You have managed to take nonsense to a new plateau. 52" plasma, like that's supposed to be a perk. Now a 60" or 72" and your talking!
Come on, before real.
2006-10-12 12:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense but I think its just dumb. Firstly when u r with ur wife nobody needs to watch you and tell you what to do...you can't tell me that isn't ackward. And if you really want a 52" plasma T.V and x-box 360 then just go by one. You need to think about this!!! If you really want more action then just talk to your wife, I'm sure she would rather be doing it then know that her next door neighbour is. Does your wife even know??
2006-10-12 11:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by cndrll_1613 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're silly. Of course you shouldn't dump your wife. That neighbor of yours will be horny no matter who the guy is, it's not you that she cares for, but your penis. Whereas your wife married you, not your penis, so you can't and wont dump her, just remember the vows you read to her in front of those people at the ceremony.
think.
2006-10-12 02:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by You're giving it all away! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your neighbor you'll do his wife for the 52" plasma..
2006-10-12 02:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by crazgrss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make sure your neighbor's wife never borrows sugar or milk from your wife cause you'll end up servicing "Bubba" who resides in the cell next to yours:)
2006-10-12 02:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plasma with an X-box 360? if you aint moving in then I am.
2006-10-12 02:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!
don't leave your wife!
ask her to *** along to help, just cuz you'r neighbor is missing a member doe's not mean he cant feel!!
there other ways to surve him and in turn it will surve you all!
2006-10-12 02:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by patrick73463 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd move over. But you should slip back daily so your wife can fix you a meal while she does your washing.
2006-10-12 02:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by muffdiver4u1951 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the typical man that would fall for something that stupid. Why would you do that are you poor can't afforded you own TV and x-box any my answers NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE ASK YOUR SELF THAT QUESTION?
2006-10-12 02:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by nunaberry98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your wife to join in!
2006-10-12 02:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋