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im going to see if i can use bacon bought from Spar , and use it on a skin graft on my pet pig that was injured in an arson attack , but ive discovered that ive bought smoked bacon , will this be ok to use ?

2006-10-12 00:40:30 · 17 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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It would be even better if you could find a way for the pig to accept the DNA for smoked bacon, so when you slaughter it the meat will have a lovely smokey taste.

2006-10-12 00:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0 0

If the pig was injured in an arson attack he would be well and truly smoked. just cut a little piece off and taste it. mmmmmm is it delicious ?

To do this type of surgery you will need to pack the wound first. I would suggest "SPAM" then lay the bacon strips neatly across the injured site. You will need a large darning needle and some cat guts. Blanket stitch is the most commonly used stitch in bacon grafting. GOOD LUCK.

2006-10-13 00:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0 0

Yes. Smoked bacon should be fine. Next,try cutting your own balls off and attaching them to the pig. The results will give you national headlines!

2006-10-12 07:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by toaster4 4 · 0 0

of course it is ive used this many times before on various animals and found it to be most successful but remember to snip the rind because it curls the bacon if the pig dies could you send me half a dozen chops .

2006-10-12 07:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Smoke the pig first

2006-10-12 07:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's fine.

Not too raw though, it needs to be cooked as well as the rest of the pig was during the attack.

2006-10-12 08:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

I used to have a cow, and it got this flesh eating infection that left a hole in it's side. I tried troweling in a load of corned beef like Poyfiler. Then I painted it white with a black spot, it worked a treat.

2006-10-12 11:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0 0

maybe for the project afterwards you could have a look at the "amateur" third leg growing out of my ear. People are beginning to look at me in a funny way since I decided to no longer don my disguise of freak show employee.

2006-10-12 07:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you bought it from Spar, it probably isn't really bacon.

2006-10-12 09:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 1 0

Can I get it's eyes when ur done with the pig, maybe u could install them 4 me. eh eh

2006-10-12 07:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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