English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

last nights lottery

2006-10-12 00:39:34 · 31 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music Television

Barbara, you don't know how close to the truth you are

2006-10-12 00:45:25 · update #1

31 answers

cos you didn't buy a ticket?

2006-10-12 00:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by andipandi 3 · 1 0

Because its a world wide conspiracy to prevent you from winning. The evil american empire in close partnership with isreal has pooled all of its resources and spent years formulating a plan to ensure that you are the only person in the world who will never win the lottery. Of course they will deny it and look at you like you're an idiot for suggesting it but if you need 'PROOF' there are many websites full of slightly unbalanced people like me making similar claims, what more proof do you need, open your eyes and see the 'TRUTH'. These other websites also have words in 'CAPITALS' which proves they know what they are talking about.
p.s. good luck in this weekends lottery, I've got my ticket.

2006-10-12 08:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jack c 4 · 1 0

Statically speaking you have more chance of dying between buying your ticket and the draw. But most people wouldn't count themselves lucky to have survived that period in time, they would take it for granted that they were still alive.

I guess you just need to take it for granted that you will never win.

"It could be you?" Statistically speaking it will never be.

2006-10-12 07:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas V 4 · 0 0

have u ever seen bruce almighty
well thats y u didnt win u have to get god to give someone his powers for a day and say yes to all the things u want once uve dont that simply say i want to win the lotterty lol u'll win

2006-10-12 07:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by !!David!! 2 · 0 0

Think positively..i am being serious coz once i got $20 in it. dont listen to what other people say for the numbers..lucky ones dont ALWAYS get it. tell me when u win!!

2006-10-12 07:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Cos you did not pick the winning numbers, just like me!

2006-10-12 08:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by sarahlouu13 3 · 0 0

Because I did

** This message has been sent via satellite phone from a private island relaying from my ferrari car phone - so long poor people ;-) **

2006-10-12 07:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by enzuigiriuk 4 · 1 0

I am afraid that you had about as much chance as winning as me and I didnt buy a ticket!

2006-10-12 07:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by girl from oz 4 · 0 0

Because you didn't had the correct numbers. You really had to waste five points for this question did you?

2006-10-12 07:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0 0

There is no bigger validation of being a loser. Thats the lesson here. If you need proof, look at your ticket again. Loser.

2006-10-12 07:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Smoove B 2 · 0 0

did you expect to? the odds are usualy against everyone but one person. you just didn't happen to be the lucky person. either try again or find some other thing to waste your money on.

2006-10-12 07:42:01 · answer #11 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers