bumped into the corner of a round table where a blind man and a deaf man were sitting eating vinegar with a fork, the blind man then said to the deaf man "did you see that idiot" "Yes did you" replied the deaf man "Its hard to miss that brightly coloured black top he's wearing".......
2006-10-12 00:12:14
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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The shrimps bit the womans nose off - and proceeded to drag her into a nearby lake. The deaf man, blind man and youngly old fattishly thin manboy watched helplessly.
"Do you want some gingerbread?"
A witch appeared before them - her gingerbread house not far behind. It had tiles mades of sugar, windowsills made of candy and a flower basket growing penny sweets. The witch cackled...
2006-10-12 08:20:12
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answer #2
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answered by Girl with pink in her hair 3
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Went to the show tomorrow,
Couldn't pay cash at the door.
Took a front seat at the back
And fell from the floor to the ceiling.
A lady gave him a cookie
He ate it and gave it back.
And this is the picture he saw at the show:
Two dead got up one night,
Took two swords & started to fight.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
Got up & shot those two dead boys.
LOL
2006-10-14 17:08:43
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answer #3
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answered by concernedjean 5
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and he bumped into a female who was pretty ugly but he found her attractive because she was wearing a pair of tight slacks that showed off her womanly girlish figure. So he asked her if she would like to dine on jumbo shrimps then find somewhere where they can be alone together.
2006-10-12 07:18:43
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answer #4
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answered by Emma 3
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sat down on the rock pit and ate some nothing from a bottomless pot full of empty beans.
2006-10-12 07:16:40
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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a roadstreet minding his own business looking in everyones windows, whistling a limerick when he avoidingly stumbled...
2006-10-12 07:06:26
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answer #6
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answered by michelle a 4
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See that wall said the blind man .You are a liar said the dumb man
2006-10-16 05:37:43
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answer #7
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answered by MaryC O 3
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fell into a pit that seemed to never end, but then it did end. with a really big splat
2006-10-12 07:05:13
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answer #8
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answered by ChRiS 3
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met an oldishly young, thinnishly fat catdog coming the other way.
2006-10-13 10:26:59
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answered by fizzy_wolf 5
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stopping on a narrow broad way.
2006-10-12 07:10:21
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answer #10
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answered by Huey from Ohio 4
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