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I'll take out the trash if you do, thanks honey

2006-10-11 22:42:40 · 10 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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i am a guy but i will nag u anyway, get up u fuckiing son a biitch lazy guy you have been sleeping all day long , u fuckiing good for nothing old guy. have u cook already i am starving, get up and cook me dinner ,u old fart i like some toast bread and some eggs. if u don't cook it right i will bash your head with my shoes, u fuckiing ugly guy .so cook me dinner okay and don't forget to feed the dogs or i will let u eat his shiit, u stiinking Bald headed guy. so it just a waste of time that i married u i should let u marry that fuckiing whore instead of me u ******** son a biitch , i have deal with you for the last time and this time ur gonna get it my dear husband so i am going to shoot u now with my gun. so i will not see ur fucckiing ugly face okay thanks

2006-10-11 23:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by niceguy 2 · 0 0

Did you bring in the mail today? Why did you leave the toilet seat up? Can you please pick up these newspapers? Don't forget to to call your Mother. Remember to buy Halloween candy this weekend. Have you raked the leaves yet? How about the dog poop - when are you going to pick that up? Did you water the plants? Have you paid the electric bill yet? Did you make the kid's dentist appointments? Can you pick up the kids from the Soccer game? Have you fixed the garage door opener? Did you remember to call the plumber about the leaky faucet in the guest bath?

2006-10-12 06:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger by the Tail 7 · 1 0

Would you please not snore so loud tonight! I'm really tired of waking up in the middle of the night to all that racket! When you get up in the morning, be sure and get the newspaper out of the yard, if you don't it's gonna get all wet....it's supposed to rain! Sometimes today try to pull yourself out of that chair and help me around here....I can't do everything myself, ya know! Don't you ever do anything but watch that darn TV? I think there's something wrong with your hearing! didn't you hear me calling you? It wouldn't kill you to pick up after yourself every once in a while you know! Your short term memory must be really bad, if you can't even remember to put the toilet seat down.....gosh! how many times do I have to tell you? PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!.......how's that? think that will hold you tell she gets back?

2006-10-12 06:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by KieKie 5 · 1 0

have u fed the dog? did you take out the trash> make sure you rinse the bin out or it might smell, i'll know if you don't.. make sure you wipe the shower down cause less mould grows in there if it's kept dry and thats less work for me later on, make sure you do your laundry or you won;t get any sex for a,month if i come home and find a pile of it there,, and fold it and put it away or thats 2 months without it,, i will cope cause i bought a nice new toy..lol

2006-10-12 05:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by springo88 5 · 1 0

sorry for ya , sorry anyone has to be nagged before they go to sleep. would be nicer to fall asleep from exhaustion of maikng love? good night , sweet dreams!

2006-10-12 08:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 1 0

Ha Ha its good to see how many friends are on line to help

2006-10-12 07:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Rahul 6 · 0 0

You spineless worthless worm. Why don't you use your time for something more constructive. Mother told nme you would end up being this way.

2006-10-12 07:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Flagger 6 · 0 1

can you pleas take out the trash then put the seat down to the toilet then can you but you cloths up after you shower and dont forget to put the tissue back on its roll...................and throw the empty roll away thanks

2006-10-12 05:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by khissmyputtytat 3 · 1 0

You can start by creating an avatar. Or do you need HER permission to do that?

2006-10-12 08:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by Valerie 6 · 0 0

open the pant, face towards the wall and dont look back till i say so ok?

2006-10-12 07:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by ashutosh s 2 · 0 1

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