2006-10-11 22:11:59 · 53 answers · asked by los 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I'd tell the bastard I've already been waiting 30 years too long and he should get his job done without delay- the skiver!
2006-10-12 09:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by mick.tripp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would tell him about a certain chap called Einstein whom he had the bad idea of calling off earth too prematurely. Then, I would start explaining him the physics of time, causality and strings. And conclude by telling him that he missed a few multiverses, several dimensions and was way ahead in time, which is why he landed at my house. when he looks at me with that stupid expression, I would laugh and point at how i made fun of death, and say: 'come on, be a bit more lively!'
If he still doesn't understand, I would take out that automatic gun my cousin gifted me on my last birthday, point it at him, saying: 'Wings up!'
Then i would phone God and tell him: Renew my contract or else your buddy dies!'
2006-10-12 08:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ved 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death does not give you a chance. It comes at the appointed hour!
2006-10-11 22:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by WISE OWL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death is the end of old life and beginning of a new life. I will gladly accept it if it comes natural. I dont believe in appointment with death.
2006-10-11 22:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by thinkpose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertain him? You mad or what?
Since he can't harm me till the appointed hour, I'll thank him for coming early and then give him such and so much that even he would wish he was dead! Such opportunities to square up come very rarely, o' boy!
2006-10-11 22:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by small 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a cup of tea, pretend I've run out of milk, say I'm going down the Co-Op to get some and I'll be back in a minute then run away very very quickly.
2006-10-12 01:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by prakdrive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing which does not expect any kind of reception or entertainment is death. It awaits by time and finishes its job.
2006-10-11 23:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Brahmanda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little man from the village, a Mr Death, come about the reaping or something.
Not the salmon mousse!
You didn't use tinned salmon, did you?
I'm most awfully embarrassed.
Hang on, I didn't even have the mousse.
2006-10-11 22:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Colin S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him I used to have a crush on him in my 20's, but it went away. Show him my collection of morbid poetry. Offer him a coke & some cheetos & maybe watch Meet Joe Black on DVD on my Sony home theatre. (What is this, product placement? Tee hee)
Hey, does he look like Brad Pitt in "Meet Joe Black"? This may change my answer! How to keep him entertained....hmmm...
2006-10-12 00:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by amp 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it never comes before time and if happens before appointment give it (death) a best treatment so that it can left without u
2006-10-11 22:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by pratap n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋