2006-10-11 22:05:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Er... I'm dating my boss. He says a lot of silly things. :)
But, yes, I've had lots of bosses like that... one would whistle that little tune where everyone was expected to yell CHARGE afterwards. He usually only got one or two halfhearted ones, but I always thought it was extraordinarily degrading. It reminded me of being in like, fifth grade, and the teacher would clap, and we were all supposed to clap back to show that we were paying attention.
I had a co-worker that had a lot of gems, too... he was always talking about "getting your ducks in a row," or things being "just ducky." He must have liked ducks, come to think of it. He'd also say that "if assholes would fly, this place would be an airport," and tell us to "wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one fills up faster." We could actually predict which one he'd use in certain circumstances, and I told him he kind of reminded me of one of those old pullstring dolls that only said four or five phrases.
2006-10-11 23:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by xxandra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine just walks around whistling 'Camp Town Ladies' all the time with the doo, dah, doo, dah and it's very annoying.
2006-10-12 05:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to have one that would answer every question with, "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?" I used to feel like smacking him, it was like that was the only thing he could say.
2006-10-12 06:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by nimo22 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but my boss is a lying fat bassturd
2006-10-12 05:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by John Scary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want those papers by 2 days ago, people!
2006-10-12 07:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by sdh22892 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-10-12 05:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes."
"Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft."
2006-10-12 07:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by brenbon1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋