explode,could this be dangerous?i feel like i have to fart
2006-10-11 20:51:13 · 22 answers · asked by john doe 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
some guy just wrote and said i paint a nice picture to the ladys,im so good looking the ladys smell my farts an love it,so there dude
2006-10-11 21:02:00 · update #1
i love life,i love the world
2006-10-11 21:06:22 · update #2
thanks for the good laugh man
2006-10-11 20:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drank about 15 beers and ate a whole jar of pickled eggs once cuz no one liked them and i didnt want them to go to waste....
I farted like crazy for two days!
I'll tell you something...nothing more fantastic than clearing a room with a nice budweiser and pickled egg fart!
;-)
LOL
2006-10-12 04:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know you paint a real attractive picture of yourself. I think perhaps you must be a model or a prince or something of that sort.
The romance of your words inspire all the women out here to want to email you and throw their wundies at their screens.
lol pulllleezzzzzze dude. keep this kind of information to tell the dog about. nobody else gives a care if you want to cause yourself to rupture and make a large mess. be sure you clean it up now or I think you might get the army in onthis toxic spill .
2006-10-12 03:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are going to scare the wildlife around you when you do, try doing it in an enclosed area such as an elevator to avoid a stampede
2006-10-12 03:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...your fart could be very explosive.
Hold it for a few seconds while I put on my gas mask and HAZMAT suit.
Ok done.....fart away, dude...loud and proud.
;o)
2006-10-12 03:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me know how it goes maybe ill try it sometime if you gotta fart do it in the bathroom in case you have an accident
2006-10-12 03:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
28 beer and 16 eggs.. You really wanted to
'LET LOOSE"
2006-10-12 03:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will soon take a crap that will make an atomic explosion look like a minor event. Your bunghole will have to be surgically rebuilt.
2006-10-12 03:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the store and buy your some Alka-Seltzer because I can't believe you ATE THE WHOLE THING!!!!
2006-10-12 04:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
w/o a doubt - most dangerous my friend - find the nearest bathroom & leave the door open cause it's gonna STINK
2006-10-12 03:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u should take a $hit and let it ALL out buddy. drink some mylanta 2 soothe ur stomach...that or pepto
2006-10-12 03:53:33 · answer #11 · answered by veedizzle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋