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Sometimes I like to pee in a glass in my room instead of going to the bathroom. Well I got up at 2 a.m. peed in the glass and put it on my nightstand. In the morning when I hit the snooze alarm, my arm accidentally knocked the glass over onto my friends book which was also on the nightstand. It is now permanently altered like it has been rained on or something but it has a smell to it as well. I don't want to tell my friend I spilled urine on it because that would be embarassing. I can't replace it because it isn't published anymore which is why i borrowed it from him. What do I tell him?

2006-10-11 18:13:36 · 15 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

15 answers

Tell him you've got big rats in your place, and one of them liked his book and peed over it.

And tell YOURSELF to start learning going to the bathroom.

2006-10-11 18:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 1 0

Usually i tell people to tell the truth but i guess this is an exception just say something spilt on to his book your very sorry .And i suggest you put your pee glass somewhere else like under the bed.

2006-10-12 01:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by john h 4 · 0 0

Tell him the Truth & Grow Up Quit pissing in a glass I have a Lazy Nephew just like U I got him out of that habit it's nasty

2006-10-12 01:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by sugarbdp1 6 · 1 0

You can try turning a hair dryer on it to evaporate the odor. But you've got to tell him the truth. But first I'd try real hard finding a replacement in old book stores or online.

2006-10-12 01:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by Arnold M 4 · 0 0

Tell him the truth, that you had a nightmare and got pissed off, and accidentally through your arms out because you were pissed off because in the dream you were being a hostage in a concentration camp.

2006-10-12 01:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell him you piss in a glass every night because you are too lazy to walk a few feet to the toilet. He'll understand.

2006-10-12 01:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jer 3 · 1 0

Just say it was expired orange juice. And next time, pee in the toilet to avoid something like this.

2006-10-12 01:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by Disappeared and Still Gone 1 · 0 0

everyone tells white lies! tell him you woke up the next morning, and your cat had peed on his book. and stop peeing in glasses, you drink outta those.

2006-10-12 01:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by lil_carebear2001 2 · 1 0

show your question ^ to him...that way, you wouldn't need to actually tell him, but you're just gonna show him!! and stop peeing in a glass! gahd! how far away is you bathroom???

2006-10-12 02:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by kosh.was.here. 2 · 0 0

The TRUTH

2006-10-12 01:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by kim 2 · 0 0

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