If i were jesus?
2006-10-11 17:02:56 · 13 answers · asked by aaron 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
heal all the sick people
2006-10-11 17:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mondschein! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What now jesus doing, that u could do? In here a story is coming to my knowledge, read this,,,,
In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of
the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook
on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the
monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.
Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of
the ther monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him
up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put
in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of
the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he
immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and
beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to
climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again
attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap
out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that
he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating
because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why
he's attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced, eight new monkeys
are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water.
None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will
enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
AND THAT'S HOW ALL THE HUMANS DOING THE WORKS.
2006-10-12 00:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by vino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a good jesus boy and don't lie about being the son of God.
2006-10-12 00:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur a snow ball for cryin out loud. Melt! I'm not ready for winter yet
2006-10-12 00:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk on water
2006-10-12 00:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could make me crap money perhaps.
to feed the poor of course.
2006-10-12 00:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
share your wine and pass the cheese
2006-10-12 00:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a hair cut
2006-10-12 00:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a hair cut you hippy!
2006-10-12 00:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make me some wine
2006-10-12 00:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋