whose life not goin well either?

Question

i hav no friends in my new schooll i get teased everyday. someone puposely broke my backpack and the stuipid guys in my class founded out my combination and stole my homework and locked my lock backwards. and when i got home my mom and aunt were watching americas next top and said i couldnt be model beacause i was too fat and needed to loose weight.
But im ok my life could be worst.... .wait a minute it cant!
i hate my life.....
someone tell me a joke so i can stop crying and laugh for once?
please.

Answer 1

Dear Pretty in Pink: I am sorry you are unhappy.

Consider going to the school guidance counselor for a time. It's one on one, it keeps you from having that time to deal with the kids, and you would have some time to voice your feelings to someone. All the crying indicates depression. So go talk to the counselor at the school. Maybe she can help you.

Hon, you are going to school with a bunch of immature adolescents. The responsible thing to do for yourself is to make sure your personal space is respected. Report that your locker was broken into and things were stolen. Teach those boys where your boundaries are. Ask if the school security officer will walk you to or from your classes. Report disrespect to the teachers. Would you defend your best friend from these awful people? Do that for yourself.

Hon, you are young yet. You will bloom. Don't let mean comments sink home. Learn to recognize an ignorant remark.

Stop crying, join something outside of school, like the Y, or Girl Scouts, or 4H where there are people your age who are not classmates. That may help.

God bless you, hon.....you hang in there.....

Answer 2

Ok well first off here's a joke, I read it in the jokes and riddles section and it cracked me up!

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

2nd, girl I know teenage life can be rough but it is only momentaral in life....I mean really, it will be over faster than you know it, and most of that stuff won't matter. There are far bigger problems in life. Try to focus on the big picture, things later in life. What is going on seems like forever and the most important things you will ever go through but they aren't. I used to feel the same way. Now? I have 2 kids of my own and my husbands 5 kids (my step kids) are missing. They have been entered in the national database for missing and exploited children. I'm not minimizing your problems, but things could be much much worse. What happened to me in high school is NOTHING next to what I am going through now. It was meaningless, even though I thought I could just die. Now my heart is being ripped from my chest and I could give a care less about the girls that made fun of me, or the boys who always thought someone else was prettier.
When I was in school which wasn't but a few yrs ago, and I had probs like you. I threw myself into my homework and studying. Whatever I did I made sure I did the best at it I could possible do. If the teacher said do this, I went one step further. When I studied I looked it over twice. Try some sports, or music. Talk to a friend, take a deap breath and remember, what's going on now, isn't important. The big picture is the key. Keep your head up! It will get better

Answer 3

That's rough. I'm so sorry that all of that happened to you, and if I knew your mother and aunt, I'd rip them up one side and down the other, they have no reason to speak to you like that!

It's tough being a kid. It's hard when it seems like other kids have it made in the shade, but let me tell you a secret. Even those popular kids have problems. Their parents might make the same hurtful comments, and they might feel that they have no real friends. Sometimes they are horrible to kids like you because they think it will make them feel better about themselves.

I was always the fat girl in my school (there are only about 200 kids k-12, so that's a big title) I never dated and I always suspected the friends I had were my friends because I was smart and willing to help them with their homework. Once I even heard them fighting over who got to sit by me in which class, they wanted to cheat off of me! Someday this day and others like it will all be distant memories. I know that doesn't fix your problem right now, but there are others in the world just like you, and we feel your pain.

Here's a joke, to make you smile. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but don't ask me how they got in there. :)

Answer 4

If you are getting teased, you seriously need to tell someone! If their breaking your property and teasing you they can get into deep...S**t...Your aunt and Mum had no right to say that, because everyone is beautiful in their own way and no one has the right to make anyone feel bad

I feel your pain girl! I was bullied at 2 primary schools...People used to call me horrible names and push me down stairs, And one girl stole all my friends and Beat me up. But no matter what they do to you, no matter what...Keep your head up! Dont let ANYONE have the satisfaction of making you feel bad!


But, be grateful for what you do have. Always remember that one day things will get better
Good luck and My heart goes out to you

Answer 5

Honey, my life is kind of sucking right now, everyone is getting al up in MY business wit my bf n me and his ex is jelouse of me so shes being a bith to me and im lie u know what **** YOU! my mom called me fat to but she was kidding gusy will appriciate thoose curves when you get older, luckily i have friends i can tlk to and reach out to people when i was younger i was shy ans everyone saw me as snobby but i wasnt i was just rele rele shy nd i went thru the same thign ur going thru, nd u know what i did i reache dout tot he nerdy group nd now i am firnds wiht every one popular kids and nerds you have to start small then work your way up!

Answer 6

Don't let them tease you around. Report these boys to the principal and tell him/her that they found out your locker combination, stole from you, and broke your things. Tell him/her to get you a new lock and new combination.

Answer 7

A joke let's see...... Ok I look good naked, & I weight 99 pounds.

Answer 8

what do you call a mini cow?.........a dalmation

Answer 9

same here...