How often do you fart audibly. What do you do if someone hears it? Are there rules/good manners for farting? Gross I know but I am trying to prove a point with someone....so please answer the question.
2006-10-11 14:23:59 · 17 answers · asked by gizbit76 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As much as anyone else. My golden rule is...never get caught. If I'm in a shop when the wind cometh, I just look at the person nearest and hold my nose. Surprising how many people follow the lead. May i take this occasion to apologise to the many people who have taken the wrap for my farts
2006-10-11 14:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Audibly? About twice a day. I try not to fart anywhere that someone would hear. Rules/manners? Sure, no farting in the elevator. Also, have you ever noticed how much more rancid farts are when you fart in the tub?
2006-10-11 14:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i fart audibly just about every time. when some hears it we usually just laugh. but saying excuse me is appropriate, if you are proper and all that.my whole family actually has a disease that is passed on from person to person that cause uncontrolable farting so you never know what the situation is with someone farting audibly.
2006-10-11 14:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should excuse yourself from the room and go to the bathroom to fart...however I do not fart because it is physically impossible for a female to fart or burp!
2006-10-11 14:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Love always, Kortnei 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not fart at work. But when I am at home I let them fly. Don't really count them.
2006-10-11 14:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few times.
2006-10-11 15:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on who the "someone who hears it" is. If it's someone you know well, like your husband/boyfriend, and especially if they fart whenever around you, then I say go for it whenever & however loudly you please!
2006-10-11 14:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by littlenicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have learned to just let it out, who wants their stomach to hurt anyway? I just pretend it was the cat.
2006-10-11 14:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by awagner1971 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do it all the time just to annoy people - it works
2006-10-11 14:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the computer, Never.
2006-10-11 14:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋