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2006-10-11 14:04:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

29 answers

Call Al Gore, he invented fingernails

2006-10-11 14:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by wudbiser 4 · 1 1

Put the broken nail in iced salt water and call 911 immediately. If you don't know the number to 911 call directory assistance (sorry but I don't know that number). On second thought, grab a knife from the kitchen and cut off the finger and take all the items to ER with you. If they cannot re-attach the finger, at least they can glue the nail on it. Good luck.

2006-10-11 21:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Dino4747 5 · 0 0

if it is split superglue or a really good nail polish will keep it from continuing. if it is just broke trim all of them to match

2006-10-11 21:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by cookie 1 · 0 0

fake or real.....real file it down or straight...fake it only costs a couple of bucks it replace go back to same place....oh try solar nails they are more but last a LOT longer

2006-10-11 21:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by crissymm5 4 · 0 0

OMG...hurry & go get a manicure...acrylic nail Good Luck!

2006-10-11 21:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by barbi316 3 · 0 0

I believe you have met Al Gore? I think he's running around in "Poles and Surveys".

2006-10-11 21:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by Drake ☮ 5 · 0 0

ALL questions ending like this should ONLY be asked by the "What Should I Do Retard." You may be guilty of copyright infringement... INTERPOL may show up on your doorstep... If they do, just ask them "What should I do...?" LOL

2006-10-11 21:08:24 · answer #7 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0 0

Go cry to Teresa. Maybe she'll give you your allowance early so you can go get a manicure.

2006-10-11 21:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GLUE IT BACK ON!!! Or make broken nail soup out of it.

2006-10-11 21:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by izzy988 3 · 0 1

Sign up for another purple heart

2006-10-11 21:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Captleemo 3 · 0 1

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