I know when I leave he is all about the place. But when we are home he must find something to do in there!?
2006-10-11 13:21:19 · 24 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ahaaa I'm glad you asked this!
You obviously don't lurk about in the back of your closet cause if you did you would see the secret door!
The door leads to a tunnel that leads to a path that leads to a gate that leads to a moat that leads to a drawbridge that leads to a castle that belongs to the EVIL king.
Evil monkey is summonsed there to join in on the making of horrible plans and plots to take over the world.
They all get seated in the kings extraordinary television room to watch reruns of "The Planet Of the Apes" and to practise wearing leather outfits.
So now you know, you will need to pay more attention to your evil monkey or you might end up as their first casualty. Space clowns are renowned for falling for the cunning wiles of leather clad monkeys.
2006-10-12 00:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty easy, he is in there counting your shoes and plotting to shine every pair and then organize the upper shelf in backwards order. While he is out during the day have you noticed that your linen closet is different when you return home? Mine is everyday, I too have a Evil Monkey. He gets out while I am gone and does house work and rearranges things. Make friends w/him and it will be easier than you think.
2006-10-11 13:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't think you want to know what they do in the closet... Something are better unseen or unknown!
I believe that the Evil Monkey is scheming in that closet: figuring out ways to kill you, take over the world, grow a little bit taller...
Haha...
2006-10-11 13:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what else would an evil monkey do.....he is making evil plans.check the closet carefully for his dairy there you will find a log of his daily evil plans for taking over the world.
2006-10-11 13:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 05:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil Monkey sits very patiently while in there. He's not doing anything at all. Don't turn your back on him though. Oh Oh here he comes. Watch out for that Knife!!!!!!
2006-10-11 13:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a coconut, put a small stone enough to get through the hole, but not enough he'll be able to pull both stone and paw out at the same time. It'll drive him nuts!
2006-10-11 13:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He trys all the clothes on!!! silly monkey
2006-10-11 13:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh he is a very bad monkey...why does he have to stay there anyway?
2006-10-11 13:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Special 'K' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check for a lap top in there he may be writing President Bush's speeches for him(stands to reason doesnt it?).
2006-10-11 13:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by cabjr1961 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋