Ur on an island with nuttin but a giant colostomy bag and a pallet of laxatives and....?

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Ur on an island with nuttin but a giant colostomy bag and a pallet of laxatives and....?

a tree branch and a tarp. How are you gonna get home?

2006-10-11 13:03:09 · 3 answers · asked by conap31 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Boats & Boating

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make a raft out of the empty pallet and the colostomy bag, create a sail w/ the tree and the tarp, and use the sail when I can, or the propulsion from my own diarrhea as a last resort. If they're the chocolate candy-coated Exlax, I guess I'll eat them as sustenance as well... only in moderation, so I have enough left over for my "last resort propulsion system"...

2006-10-11 13:08:48 · answer #1 · answered by Angela M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋

put up a for sale sign, sell everything, then buy a ticket.

2006-10-15 18:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by kendra bryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Apparently with one nasty stench. Ewwww.

2006-10-11 20:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋