2006-10-11 12:45:37 · 7 answers · asked by stigys 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
> How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
* Two one to change it and one not to change it.
* "One - One to change the bulb, one not to think of the white horse and one to make the sound of one hand clapping."
* Fish
* None - They just sit in the dark and find light from within
* None - the change must come from within.
* None. The truly enlightened don't need light bulbs.
* None. They are the light bulb.
> How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
* None. The universe changes the light bulb & the Zen Master gets the hell out of the way!
> How many Californian Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
* Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called "Zen and the art of Lightbulb changing."
2006-10-11 13:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Chris C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
3. One to meditate, one to ring a bell, and the other to do something funny but zen buddistish that changes the lightbulb... I can't remember the end of this joke.
2006-10-11 12:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, Zen buddhists don't use lightbulbs. Only candles and incense .Ohmmmmm.
2006-10-11 14:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by brainsandcute2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
600
2006-10-11 12:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kelli T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Om. I don't know.It does take three shrinks however. One to consult, one to assist, but only if the lightbulb wants to change.
2006-10-11 12:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten — one to hold the lightbulb and nine to turn the ladder around.
2006-10-11 12:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by Harezichi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One, but it has to want to change.
2006-10-11 12:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋