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......overreacting by a far bit. I want to take my dog to the vet to see if he's OK from the blood that got in his mouth. Which should I do? Thanks!

2006-10-11 11:20:59 · 30 answers · asked by Dumb Brit 1 in Health Women's Health

30 answers

Quit watching Nip/Tuck episodes......or at least come up with your own storyline.!!!

2006-10-11 11:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by bluejeanrose 3 · 4 0

Take the dog to the vet and have the nipple removed from his stomach, then give it to your girlfriend and make her drop you off at home on her way to the hospital

2006-10-11 11:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

first of all that sounds like the nip tuck episode i watched a couple of weeks ago - and second of all since it is your girlfriend you shouldve been automatically concerned for her safety and well being - i hardly think having a nipple bitten off and wanting to go to the hospital i s overreacting - jeez - i would dump your ***- screw the dog!

2006-10-11 11:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by jaynlala8183 2 · 1 0

Take the dog to the Vet, anyone that would be with you could have rabies. Protect the dog, by all means.

2006-10-11 11:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 3 0

omg, it incredibly is embarrassing. yet i think of she could flow to the well being midsection. I advise i'm no well being care expert and Im no longer thoroughly confident of what to do, even nonetheless it sounds kinda severe(i assume) so its in all probability a solid concept to get it checked via a physician.

2016-12-13 06:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

When I go to strip clubs I often tell the strippers to Ice their nipples for me.

In your case you need to put the severed nipple on Ice and get to the hospital. Once your gf has been sedated you should take your dog out into a field and shoot it.

2006-10-11 11:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

haha, no take the dog to the vet. Your girl will just have to grow another nipple.

2006-10-11 11:35:28 · answer #7 · answered by LADIDAH 5 · 0 1

Good grief!
Just when those following your previous queries thought you couldn't be any more moronic, you post this question.
Quit straddling the fence: Either get out of your house more and stop posting such rubbish, or get yourself committed to the nut-house, where you belong!

2006-10-11 11:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Eric 5 · 2 0

I think that you should start considering your dog as your girlfriend, and your girlfriend as your pet.

Most importantly, be courteous enough to bite off the other nipple to even her out!

2006-10-11 11:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 2 1

I think that you love your dog a little to much. If I were your girlfriend I would leave you. She needs to go to the DR nowwwwww and nothing will happen to your dog from blood getting in its mouth. god sometimes people act dumb.

2006-10-11 11:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by iam_joann 2 · 1 2

GO to the doctors for yourgirl if it is true
GO to the vet for your dog if it sint true

But it sounds really erotic

2006-10-11 11:23:34 · answer #11 · answered by Q 1 · 0 1

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