It has been 3 hours since the plane accidentally crashed into the New York building and there are still no outlandish conspiracy theories. C'mon fringies, put down those cheetos and start making up stuff. America Is Waiting!
2006-10-11 11:05:02 · 10 answers · asked by Homer Habilius III 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
The plane crash was a tragedy , of course, and should not be taken lightly. My condolences go out to the victims and their families. It was not my intent to offend,but rather point out the indecency of those (sure to come) who would use the incident to fuel their own paranoid delusions and perverse political agenda.
2006-10-11 13:01:28 · update #1
Haha, GREAT COMMENT!
2006-10-11 11:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by Murfdigidy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. The pilot was a peeping tom and was trying to find a new page / lover for Mark Foley!
2. Pilot was a chauffeur for a UN diplomat and insisted on parking there.
3. George bush ordered Karl Rove to load up Mark Foley into a remote control plane and crash him into the building.
4. Kim Jong Il was in search of enriched plutonium.
2006-10-11 18:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by scubadiver50704 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just haven't had a chance! Hmmmm....I think that the student pilot has a bet down on the National League to win the series. Soooo, once the Yankees found out about it, Carl Steinbrenner snuck into the flying instructor seat to challenge the pitcher. Corey insisted it was all a lie until Steinbrenner found a number to a bookie he has used himself once or twice to bet ONLY on football. There was a struggle. The rest is history. I did my best but the "fringies" do a much more convincing job of it, don't they?
2006-10-11 18:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Michael Moore sabotaged the engine because the plane was carrying evidence to Washington that Moore was in fact not human but rather a gigantic tub of margarine in human skin sent to Earth by Xenu to destroy Scientology.
2006-10-11 18:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Medic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is definitely funny, very funny, Funny like a clown. Yes you are here to amuse me. We just have to win the elections! I think Kim Jong IL handed us conservatives our golden ticket yesterday with his new threats. There must be about a 10% swing vote that changes with the wind. But back to your Q, I'm still LMAO. Thank you and God Bless
2006-10-11 18:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Glad you think the goverment lying to you is funny. Must be the same reasons why your ok with pedofiles in your party too.
2006-10-11 18:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilary arranged it ..in collaboration with Bin Lah-Lah. .. There how's that ..OR . Did Bush arrange it to get the Woofter Foley off the front pages..
2006-10-11 18:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
,,Such a tragedy,,,,,, but I hate to admit you are right,, I too will wait and see what dumb people make up,,,, when the truth would do.
2006-10-11 18:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by avery 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What? You have to be told Clinton was behind it? Where have you been the last few years?
2006-10-11 18:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure the liberals are cooking an idea up. ; )
2006-10-11 18:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by NecropolisXR 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋