Whose side would you be on and why, and who do you think would win?
I'm looking for humor, not evil
2006-10-11 09:46:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
it never fails to amaze me that people will give thumbs down just for not liking me. i didn't call out a certain party did I? i asked both opinions.
2006-10-11 09:51:52 · update #1
I would be on the Conservative side. Theres no doubt that we would see victory in a matter of hours.
Our military is 85% conservative so the need to assemble an army is void.
While the tree huggers are holding hands at their candle light vigils singing Kombiyah (SP), squadrons of B-52s would drop out of the sky and drop bars of soap. Soap to a liberal is like garlic to a vampire.
We could also drop Bibles. When a liberal touches a Bible it is said they burst into flames.
Bullets would be pointless. We could easily kill liberals with morals and common sense.
2006-10-11 09:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Humorous? Ok :-)
Well the Repubs would win. The Dems would want to talk about it first and make sure they had an international concensus about the war. They'd take it to the UN, beg and plead with the French, Germans, Russians and Chinese to join them in their war against the Repubs. Meanwhile the Repubs would be saying, "We don't need no stinking French!" and they'd be kicking the Dems butts up one side of the country and down the other. But then in the long run the Dems probably would win out because they would get the media to convince the populace that it was a bad war that the Repubs were losing and they were winning.
2006-10-11 10:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Tower of T 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A war fought without guns and butter .
I could see it now the masses of shock troops using hose's and tanks loaded with soap and water .
Storming through the encampment of the enemy which btw looks like a greatful dead concert all the while scubbing away at some pastey face peace creap saying " ahhhh man bummer its bath day "
But fear not for a counter offensive is on the way for a army doesnt march on its birkenstocks alone granola will be dropped on the shock troops of capatism and if that fails the secret weapon will be employed ( music by Yoko Ono)
2006-10-11 10:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on account that appears like somewhat some artwork. a pair of million/2 of people do not even complication to vote. I doubt they're going to take place for a civil conflict. I artwork all day and prefer to sit down down back in the evenings and on the weekends, not combat in a civil conflict. Plus there'll must be a ceasefire interior a week for Superbowl Sunday besides.
2016-10-19 05:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by janski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are looking for humor, not evil, you would be on our side. The Democrats. We are silly and confused. The other side is evil.
I'm sorry to say it but the Republicans would win. The whole war would be like the scene at the beginning of Braveheart where the King asks for a peaceful negotiation and then kills everyone.
The Republicans would do that to us everyday. We would keep thinking they were decent people because they are Americans and they would just keep cutting our throats.
2006-10-11 09:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by imnogeniusbutt 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Republicans would win. The Democrats are too "peaceful" to put up a "good fight". Of course, the whole thing would be the Republicans' fault.
2006-10-11 09:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by David M 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes there is a civil war goin' on!! Maybe the south was right...they will rise again!!! (to be squished by the north, or course)
2006-10-11 10:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by hvjhv 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Republicans are more likely gun owners....but the Blue states have much more money--California, New York, etc. I would pick the side with the money to win. I live in a Blue State. If the Red States want to defect, I say let them. The Blue States already heavily subsidize the Red States. If the Red States want to cut off their subsidy and fend for themselves, go for it. I have had quite enough of them already.
2006-10-11 09:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by bb80266 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The Democrats would get all the press coverage, but lose the war anyway.
2006-10-11 09:48:57 · answer #9 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Democrats
Democrats control Washington State, and if Washington State broke off from the United States, it would have the 5th or 6th largest military in the world.
Think about it, we've got Nuclear submarines, aircraft carriers, air force, marines, army, I say BRING IT ON!
2006-10-11 09:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Moe 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋