Writing A Tabloid: What should I write about?

Question

I have a creative writing class and the teacher asked us to write a one page tabloid or several small ones. I am horrible at coming up with ideas for these kind of things.If you have an idea of something i could write about whether its a gossip thing or one of those really far out ones that talk about aliens, I will really appreciate any kind of help.Thanx

Answer 1

paris hilton, nicole richie, lindsay lohan, tara reid sign with world wrestling entertainment as the first 4 to complete in the all-star women's battle royal.

shannen doherty is also being pursued for this event.