10 Reasons Not To Jog?

Question

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Answer 1

nice
i sent that to my bf he thought that was great

Answer 2

Reason 1,
You know your grand mother is alive as you know her age.so it is good to walk where ever the heck you are.
Reason 2,
Your heavy breathing means something is wrong (Health)
Reason 3, you lost 400 bucks because you did not do the lessons as required.
Reason 4,
Your brain is weak but body is big.
Reason 5,
Funny answer,
Reason 6,So nobody should walk when you are walking.(Silly)
Reason 7.
your Hip to Waist ratio may give you health related worries.
Reason 8,
Die healthier is OK not having cardiac problems.
Reason 9,
Funny.
Reason 10,
Mistake joggers do not carry glasses with ice.

Answer 3

Cute.

Answer 4

haha now thats jsut funny..

another reason not to jog...

a dog might bit ur @$$

Answer 5

Very funny. I jog in my car. And heard heavy breathing all the time, thanks to somebody.

Answer 6

Thats great.

Answer 7

I dont jog cuz its make you fat

Answer 8

Lol

Answer 9

good enough