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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

2006-10-11 07:13:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

THAT WAS SO FUNNY THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGH AND SMILE I NEEDED IT.

2006-10-11 07:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 2 0

I'm neither afraid of nor aroused by this. Frankly, I think its kind of funny. But get ready to have people report you for this one.

2006-10-11 07:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by lmnop 6 · 0 0

Neither. Both are totally inappropriate reactions. But I did think it was funny.

2006-10-11 07:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by pessimoptimist 5 · 0 0

neither...afraid nor aroused just a little amused by the joke

2006-10-11 07:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Becky 4 · 0 0

Yahaha.

2006-10-11 07:14:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Too Cute!

2006-10-11 07:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0 0

hahaha...yeah no. This is dumb. Im scared that you would even consider this arousing. you need help.

2006-10-11 07:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by MTE 2 · 0 0

Neither.

2006-10-11 07:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by ergonomia 2 · 0 0

thats a good joke,lol

2006-10-11 07:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by super girl 3 · 0 0

it's just a joke. i wouldn't say i'm afraid of it, and definitely not "aroused" by it...

2006-10-11 07:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a funny!

2006-10-11 07:16:55 · answer #11 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 0 0

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