Someone asked the words to Greasy grimy gopher guts ...what other childhood songs like this do you remember?
2006-10-11 07:02:40 · 7 answers · asked by mei-lin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Once I had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell.
The steam boat went to Heaven, and (friends name) went to
Hello operator, connect me number nine. And
if you disconnect me, I'll kick your fat....
Behind the refrigerator they laid a piece of glass,
(friends name) fell upon it and cut his big fat.....
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies.
If you get hit by a bucket of **** be sure to close your eyes!!!!
(Needs to be sung real fast in order to make people think you are going to say something else , like *** instead of ask, or hell instead of hello. Get it?)
2006-10-11 07:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by belinda f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On top of Spagetti, all covered with cheese
I lost my dear meatball, when somebody sneezed
It rolled of the table , and into the floor
The last time I saw it , it rolled out the door
A truck came and hit it, it died the next day
I'll always remember it, in a very special way.
2006-10-11 07:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by vbryant52 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like a poem, but....
One big day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys came out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
Deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe me
Ask the blind man that saw it through the knothole in the brickwall.
2006-10-11 07:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by ADF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(sung to the tune of the whistling in "Bridge on the River Quai)
Comet- it makes your teeth turn green
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit
So get some comet, and vomit today
OR
Glory glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Shot her in the bean with a rotten tangerine
and du du du du du du du du du
(forgot the last line. Sorry.)
2006-10-11 07:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wheels on the bus go round and round...
2006-10-11 08:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by KQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school...
though now that i think of all the lyrics, it's quite disturbing in our day and age
2006-10-11 07:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by az rocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMMM you lost me there,Sorry grew up too fast...I was hunching by 9
2006-10-11 09:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by Simple1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋