To: Humanresourcesman
I am applying for the job as a ________________ in the _______ Department. Enclosed is a ________________ so that you might decide to ______________ me as soon as possible. I believe I qualify because I have a degree in ___________ from the University of the ____________. Please let me know if you have any ___________. Very _________ yours, _________________.
2006-10-11 06:39:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-11 06:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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To: Humanresourcesman
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2006-10-11 06:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by bookertkilla 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am applying for the job as an icemaker in the meth Department. Enclosed is a sample of my product so that you might decide to high-er me as soon as possible. I believe I qualify because I have a degree in Chemistry from the University of the Dopefiends. Please let me know if you have any unused products to give away if the position is already filled. Very Highly yours, Crystal.
2006-10-11 06:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by Christy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:45:48 · answer #6 · answered by Legion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am applying for the job as an ___anal consultant__ in the _Cafeteria______ Department. Enclosed is a _picture___ so that you might decide to ___hire_____ me as soon as possible. I believe I qualify because I have a degree in _anuses____ from the University of the __A**ES R US________. Please let me know if you have any __questions_____. Very __anally_____ yours, ___Dr. A**_____.
2006-10-11 06:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by sushobhan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by sashlou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To: Humanresourceman
I am applying for the job as a Jr. Executive Slacker in the Customer Service Department. Enclosed is a bag of weed so that you might decide to smoke it with me during my interview as soon as possible. I believe I qualify because I have a degree in sidestepping random urine tests from the University of F.U. Please let me know if you have any rolling papers or screens. Very apathetically yours,
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2006-10-11 06:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by infernal_seamonkey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-11 06:49:11 · answer #11 · answered by Kookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋