2006-10-11 06:09:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Is her name by chance Ariel? My daughter is so fascinated with such "Little Mermaid" so maybe you can help her fantasy turn into reality.
Better return her to where she belong before any calamity happens caused by the angered sea, I beg you!♥
2006-10-11 21:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ lani s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dry her off until her legs appear and leave her by the television to learn english... then take her for a walk down the streets of New York stopping at Madison avenue to show her the sign baring the new name you have given her. Stop at a restaurant and order her lobster...but don't be alarmed when she cracks that thing open with her bare hands and dives in mouth first!
When you are done with all this cavorting, realize you will have long been bewitched by her and you will have to return to the sea with her.
Can't be all bad right?
2006-10-11 13:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rackjack 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mermaids of lore ate their men. Careful.
2006-10-11 13:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Set her back out to sea. She belongs in the ocean. Poseidon is probably out looking for her and boy will you be in trouble buddy when he finds out you have her!
2006-10-11 13:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by Justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep her awya from the monkey in your closet, and the pink elephant under your bed
2006-10-11 13:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think this question is a bit fishy .. but check your bathroom scales she might need some more
2006-10-11 17:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by The old man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try and drown it
let my baby play with it
mate with it
sell it on ebay
have it for dinner
dress it up in a cocktail dress
ask if it knows ariel
2006-10-11 13:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by missscs326 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything your heart desires. Then you wake up because you're going to be late for work.
2006-10-11 13:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put it back in the ocean or body of salt water you found it in...it needs ocean water to live not tap.
2006-10-11 13:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by ruthbeckersc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed her and dechlorinate the water.
2006-10-11 13:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by DeborahDel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋