- call Mom
- bring a laptop computer
- decline sex
- look attentively at a member of the opposite sex
- watch sports on tv
- what?
2006-10-11 05:53:04 · 15 answers · asked by katrina_ponti 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh Bender, baby you really know me! hi hi hi
2006-10-11 06:41:18 · update #1
Anything I do besides adore, worship, lavish you with all my attention, bring you lots of strawberries and whipped cream, feed you delicious sensuous treats in delightfully erotic fashions, ravish you over and over and over, drift in perfect afterglow, take us both out of normal space and time into our perfect moment, suspended in perfect moment, breathlessly touching, lost, lost, lost, bathe you, baby you, pamper you, kiss you all over, make love tenderly and fiercely, ravish you over and over and over, drift into the most heavenly slumber with you nestled, cradled in my loving embrace, basically anything I would never do on our honeymoon or in our life which would constitute or even near any kind of ignoring or being more than utterly lost in you -- drowned in you, my love -- will be grounds for immediately kicking my *** and smacking me upside the head with a brick... or calling for an ambulance and oxygen because I passed out after being completely overwhelmed by you, my love
2006-10-11 06:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Bender 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
do anything that would take his attention away from his new bride. All of the above. Or like my first husband did, pick a fight.
2006-10-11 12:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asking to bring along the maid of honor.
2006-10-11 13:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Thundercat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pack a penis pump and porn...
Spend the whole time on a 1-900 sex line...
2006-10-11 15:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
decline sex
2006-10-12 03:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bring a laptop
2006-10-11 12:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call you by his ex`s name
2006-10-11 12:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
fall asleep before giving his wife some, and/or calling her by another name while giving her some.
2006-10-11 13:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by dct1218 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
decline sex gdm!
2006-10-11 12:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by sidewalkslam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
decline sex, ouch!
2006-10-11 13:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Babydoll 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋