Would really like a few days off, but I need a really good excuse.
Ideas please!
2006-10-11 05:29:37 · 32 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Granny died
Dog just back from castration
Back spasm
Diarrhoea
Car keys stolen
Broken into last night
A private family matter
Stress
All of the above work. Best used in rotation. ;o)
2006-10-11 05:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Work Absence Excuses
2016-12-16 10:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well you could say you were in a bad bus accident. here are a few more:
1. my child got nocked down (bad but believible)
2.a relative died
3.i've got really bad dioreeah (how ever u spll it lol!)
4.my kid is really sick and there is no body else to look after them
5.my house got burgled (the day/morning/evening before you go to work) and am suffering from shock.
6.i fell down the stairs last night and i have sprained my wrist (go in with a fake bandage on or something after about three days) or even say you have really hurt your back.
7.say your mum lives on her own and you need to take her for a hospital appointment.
8.say there was a small fire in your home the day/morning before you go into work while you were cooking breakfast and the kitchen is a total wreck and you have to stay home to sort it out.
lol i hope these will be ok just make them sound blievible. lol gd luck. x
2006-10-11 05:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you want a FEW days off, then you need somthing out-of-townish. A funeral or wedding could work, but that's very official, and could be looked into. Maybe you could say a family members house burned down or was otherwise destroyed, and you need to be there for them. They aren't hurt or anything, but they need your support. Depending on your job, you could start looking for workshops or other official functions to attend. It's not a day off, but it's a nice change sometimes. Good luck!
2006-10-11 05:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mister Jip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-24 05:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A UFO took me to outer space where I met the Galandor leader
A sliped on my slipper and fell unconsious for 3 days
I've been going to wrong address the past few days
There was a virus going around at work so I thought I'd avoid it
I went for a sex change
I made an important scientific discovery..... the TV
Mum wouldn't let me out
I intoxicated myself through the fumes of my own flactulence
2006-10-11 05:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie Brigante 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pink eye will only get you 36 hours from the time you "start" your medicine, but back pain cant be disproven. Slip and go to the er they will usually give you at least a week for back pain. Oh and if they give you two, then go back just a little early (trying not to show how much pain your in ;) ) and then you've gotten your week off and the boss thinks you care so much that you came in when you didn't have to and are in pain.
2006-10-11 05:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is not possible without a doctors statement. So you have to convince a doctor that you are ill enough and that you need a few days off. Don't even think of trying it without a doctors statement.....
2006-10-11 05:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you have insurance, go to the emergency room and tell them you fell and hurt your ankle. They will probably tell you it is a sprain and will put you out of work for about five days. They will probably even give you crutches. The xray will show that its not broken but will not show a "sprain" at all whether it is "real or not". Then you will have a doctor's excuse and will get your days off.
2006-10-11 05:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by wunluv06 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There are millions of excuses for taking time off work. The best excuses are the ones that amuse your boss. Here's one for just being late at work : -
...Boss, sorry I'm late. When I woke up this morning there was this large elephant eating the grass on my front lawn. Well, naturally, being concerned for it's welfare, I telephoned the zoo, thinking it had escaped. The zoo said they knew nothing about it and that I should contact the RSPCA, who said they'd send a bloke along shortly after he had removed another elephant blocking the underpass at the centre of town. Well boss, I waited an hour but no one came from the RSPCA so I decided to move the elephant myself. My neighbour, who came from India said he knew a thing or two about elephants and came out in his pyjamas and began by telling the elephant to shoo. Of course this had no effect, the elephant continued munching and dropping it's heavy doofers all over my blessed lawn. I eventually managed to get it out into the road whereupon it sat down and refused to move. The traffic was held up for nearly an hour until our local Bobby on the beat came along and drawing out his notebook began taking notes from all the neighbours who had witnessed this. Well boss, you can imagine just how long this took. Anyway, while we were all arguing and having notes taken down, the elephant walked off without our noticing. Sorry boss, but this is why I'm late.
2006-10-11 05:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋