There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
2006-10-11 05:08:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha thanks again Citizen. Luv ya
2006-10-11 05:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw sex and old woman together & stopped reading. Sorry!
2006-10-11 12:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too Damn Funny!!!!!
2006-10-11 12:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by mesierens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-11 12:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-11 12:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-11 12:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋