Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes. "Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"
"You ain't being robbed, slu*t!" her attacker interrupted. "You're being screwed!"
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. "If you're screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"
2006-10-11 04:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wow .... you're on a roll
2006-10-11 05:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I did, but I'm pretty ill with a cold now and have been laughing at my own replies to things, so it could just be that...
2006-10-11 05:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to get rid of an attacker. I'm still laughing!!!
2006-10-11 05:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-11 05:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lord that was hilarious. Great work!!! LOL
2006-10-11 05:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny!
2006-10-11 09:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your killing me, to funny for words citizen love all your jokes
2006-10-11 07:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Now that's funny.
2006-10-12 00:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-10-11 05:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by april_hwth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It :) :)
2006-10-11 15:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋