This can apply to Nigerian Princesses who do not know what to do either...
I am thinking that if you have any really complicated tax avoidance schemes where I can make millions for simply handling some money for you, I will happily hand over all of my banking documents and numbers.
If you just send me £50.00 adminstrative fee, I will start the ball rolling at my end
Regards
Ichi
2006-10-11 03:55:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I happen to be married to a Nigerian lawyer, would you like me to give him a ring for you? He's very excellent in his work, we haven't paid taxes in ten years!
2006-10-11 04:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Please he must be suitable. we've a similar final call. I despatched him $6000 already so i could have the means to collect 6 mil and then i will pay human beings to do solutions for me. confident. Wait I in simple terms have been given yet another e mail. Nuts he desires yet another 3000 for a transaction cost. Oh properly. i assume i will bypass sell a kidney lower back. Do kidney's advance lower back or can we've 3 or 4 of those? Who desires a kidney its not purely like the liver. i prefer the liver. Edit. Arlene ITS A scam. yet I already bought my kidney. Will I extremely have the means to get my money lower back?
2016-11-27 21:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not a real Nigerian Lawyer, I just play one on TV.
2006-10-11 03:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not from Nigeria, but I have loads of money that I don't know what to do with. the 50 dollars that I send to you will be in Zambia Kwachas which is only 0.00718222 GBP. Is that alright with you?
2006-10-11 03:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i may not be a nigerian lawyer but i sure am an asshole who likes to handle other peoples money so give me a few quid and i'll make you rich!
...or i'll just put it towards my ferrari fund.
2006-10-11 04:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course just send my secretary authorization to access your accounts and I betcha we can find a dead uncle of two to fill up your boots.
2006-10-11 11:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they all worked out of Hong Kong.
2006-10-11 16:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell, no! I sat next to a gaggle of Ethopian runners at a race and am I any faster??!! NO!! still chuggin' along....
2006-10-11 03:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But first I will need a 100USD "consultation fee".
2006-10-11 04:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill tell mine to get in touch with you ichi!
so far he has raped me out of $56,000
2006-10-11 04:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋