2006-10-11 03:52:31 · 34 answers · asked by fizzy_wolf 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
My teddy bear as he sits in front of the TV all day and every time I have brought a cute girl to my place they say 'AAAAHHHH isn't he cute' rub his face in their breasts and usually leave. He sees a lot more action then I do.
2006-10-11 04:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by SR13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a painting in the house of a family. I could watch the everyday lives of the people and even be admired every once in a while. Perhaps I could get moved to a different part of the house when redecorating time rolls around. Hopefully not to storage though.
2006-10-11 06:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by Bri Liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to my wife I'm already an inanimate object as far as laundry, hoovering, washing up and cutting the lawns are concerned.
However I think I'd be a restaurant table because I'd get laid several times a day.................
2006-10-11 04:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by prakdrive 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad you asked...
I'd rather be a water. Wherever you put the water, the water will follow its container's shape, it's a shapeshifter. So am I, I'm able to flow whatever life's shape may be. Water also one of the important elements in the world. It can soften those dry ones. So am I, if one of my friends are sad, I'll shower them with invisible water that will make them alive. And lastly, water is a follower of the wind, wherever the wind may take me, I'll follow it as water flows wherever it may go.
2006-10-11 04:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by sirius_black2329 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Tree in a Lush Forest!
2006-10-11 04:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Steinway grand piano that is played every day by a beautiful musical genius.
2006-10-11 04:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by John H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scientifically speaking, there is no such thing as an inanimate object.
2006-10-11 04:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by lordofthetarot 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A fifty pound note. I'd feel special and live the high life in gangsters' pockets!
2006-10-11 05:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by peeve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 0.75 kg flaw less colorless Diamond
2006-10-11 03:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by vinod s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sun. It's so powerful with its unbelivably heat yet it is very useful to the things surrounded. That's what I want to be. To be useful for myself and other people.
2006-10-11 04:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by Fun Fearless!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋