Today, i woke up, and ________ my alarm. I _____ and went to the restroom. I ______ my teeth, then i took a _______. It was _______ outside, so i wore _________. I usually eat ______, but today instead, i ate ______. I was walking to my car when _______. It jumped up. It was ______. I must be feeling _____ today or something. So anyway, i went to _______. When i came back, _______ was _________. Today must be my _______ day or something. I ______, then watched _______, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate _____ then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something _____ will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:47:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Today I woke up and burnt my alarm. I shed my skin and went to the restroom. I grew my teeth, then I took a volcanic shower. It was extremely hot outside, so I wore only one of my skins. I usually eat raw meat, but today instead I ate bananas. I was walking to my car when the devil arose. It jumped up. I must be feeling disillusionate today or something. So anyway I went to work, in the jungle. When I came back the Devil was swallowing my tree. Today must be my unfortunate day or something. I jumped out of my skin (literally), then watched Galactik Football, which happens to be my favourite TV show. As always I ate my raw meat then went to sleep in my bush on my tree in the Devil's stomach. Tomorrow, maybe something extraordinary will happen!!!
2006-10-11 04:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today, i woke up, and punched my alarm. I _crawled and went to the restroom. I counted my teeth, then i took a break. It was cloudy outside, so I wore prada. I usually eat standing, but today instead, I ate underwater. I was walking to my car when suddenly I remembered I had no clothes on. It jumped up. It was a troll from under the bridge. I must be feeling ornery today or something. So anyway, i went to Bloomingdale's. When i came back, the troll was Hugh Jackman. Today must be my lucky day or something. I flossed, then watched X-Men, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate quickly then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something even wilder will happen!!!
2006-10-11 04:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today, i woke up, and break my alarm. I was desperate and went to the restroom. I washed my teeth, then i took a shower. It was hot outside, so i wore just my under ware. I usually eat eggs, but today instead, i ate chocolate cake. I was walking to my car when I got arrested . It jumped up. It was happy . I must be feeling crazy today or something. So anyway, i went to my girlfriend's place. When i came back, my house was empty. Today must be my boring day or something. I went to bed then watched _playboy, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate carrots then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something new will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by *<:-)☼♥♣♫♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today, i woke up, and threw my alarm. I crawled and went to the restroom. I wiped my teeth, then i took a cup of tea. It was snowing outside, so i wore clothes. I usually eat cold biscuits, but today instead, i ate nothing. I was walking to my car when I saw something strange. It jumped up. It was an alien. I must be feeling good today or something. So anyway, i went to my house with it. When i came back, it was following me. Today must be my loveliest day or something. I sat, then watched friends, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate cold biscuits then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something terrible will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by shanthicharuvil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today, i woke up, and ate my alarm. I levitated and went to the restroom. I put in my teeth, then i took a mud bath. It was winter outside, so i wore swimming trunks. I usually eat small children, but today instead, i ate a hippo. I was walking to my car when I saw a leprechaun .It jumped up. It was drunk. I must be feeling mental today or something. So anyway, i went to the circus. When i came back, the leprechaun was buying a lottery ticket. Today must be my lucky day or something. I shot the leprechaun, then watched the lottery on TV, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate a small person, the leprechaun of course, then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something normal will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Wee Eck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today, i woke up, and threw my alarm. I played my fiddle for a minute and went to the restroom. I dyed my teeth, then i took a train to Japan. It was raining Pepsi outside, so i wore my rain gear and carried a big cup. I usually eat pussy, but today instead, i ate highlighters. I was walking to my car when i tripped over a frog. It jumped up. It was pink with yellow polka dots? Odd . I must be feeling high today or something. So anyway, i went to the muffin man. When i came back, Osama Bin Laden was dead. Today must be my lucky day or something. I threw a party, then watched my neighbors have sex thru the kitchen window, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate pussy then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something boring will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by biffer84 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today, I woke up, and slammed my alarm. I then turned over to see who was lieing next to me and then went to the restroom. I brushed my teeth, then took a lovely bath. It was warm and sunny outside so I wore my 2 piece bikini. I usually have me a cup of tea with buttered toast but today instead, I ate me some eggs and bacon with buttered toast and some orange juice. I was walking to my car when I noticed injured bird. It jumped up to fly away. It was hurt. I must be feeling horny today or something. So anyways, I went to the beach. When I came back, there was that hot guy who I slept with last nite still there waiting for me. Today must be my FU(KING day or something. I screwed him, then watched the movie that we had just made, which happends to be my favorite TV Show. As always, I ate me a fruit salad then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something such as today will happen!!
2006-10-11 03:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by localgirl420 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today i woke up, and THREW my alarm. I FARTED and went to the restroom. I WIPED my teeth, then i took a DUMP. It was HOT outside, so I wore MY BIKINI. I ususallt eat FROGS b, but today instead I ate COW TONGUE. I was walking to my car when A DOG APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE. It jumped up. It was JACKIN OFF TO THE OTHER CUTE DOGS WALKING BY. I must be feeling LOST today or something. So anyway, i went to STRIPE CLUB. When I came back, THE DOG HAD GOTTEN IN MY HOUSE AND was SITTING ON MY COUCH. Today must be my CRAZY day or something. I TOOK A CRAP, then watched SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS, which happens to be my favorite show. As always, i ate my FRIED FROG LEGS, then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something EVEN BETTER will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by janeywb 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today, I woke up, and had died, to my alarm. I reanimated and went to the restroom. I had to find my teeth, then i took a look out of the window. It was pouring acid outside, so i wore a biohazard suit to work. I usually eat shredded wheat, but today instead, i ate shredded newspaper. I was walking to my car when my left hand came to life. It jumped up. It was hell-bent on returning to bed. I must be feeling rebellious today or something. So anyway, i went to the second hand store. When i came back, my left hand was jealous of my new one. Today must be my weird day or something. I popped it in the blender, then watched Corpse in their eyes, which happens to be my favorite TV Show. As always, i ate plenty of vitamins then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something less-dead will happen!!!
2006-10-11 04:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Fayth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today, I woke up and ate my alarm. I died and went to the rest room. I removed my teeth, then I took a soul. I was elegant outside so I wore nothing. I usually eat bones but today instead I ate gravel. I was walking to my car when I got shot in that face by a mime. It jumped up. It was someone I knew. I must be feeling vengeful today or something. So anyway, I went to go kill myself. When I came back, my body was reincarnated. Today must be my reincarnation day or something. I died again then watched Sesame Street which happens to be my favourite TV show. As always, I ate alone then went to sleep. Tomorrow, maybe something different will happen!!!
2006-10-11 03:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋