how did the cow jump over the moon, and who wouldhave thought the TORTOISE beating the HARE
2006-10-11 03:36:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Chickens don't cross the road. A bad fairy told you that. Chickens go half way and when a vehicle approaches, dart back and usually go splat.
2006-10-11 03:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was probably instinct. That or it was bumper to bumper traffic because of all the stupid construction around, and it just went through all the cars that were stopped. The cow was on a hill and just appeared to jump over the moon. The vantage point of the person seeing this cow made it look as if this leaping cow was actually clearing the over-side of the moon. Dumb camera tricks, of course. The tortise beat the hare because the hare represents the American economy and security counsel. They're all uppity and crazy fast, but at times they just wanna take a nap under an apple tree. Sometimes they oversleep.
2006-10-11 10:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A traffic warden did..learn from them chickens..they practise good road safety habits cos they are too chicken to dart across the street!!
2006-10-11 10:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by dedoklonk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty dumpty
2006-10-11 11:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by cruisingalong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a horrible attempt at being clever
2006-10-11 10:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by Maestro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows??
2006-10-11 10:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by JUST_ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋