2006-10-11 03:30:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Christian Slater -
Very bad things
2006-10-11 03:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gringoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First check to see if she's still alive, get her in the bath and give her a good few whacks on the head to make sure she's properly finished off. She's already in the bath so you can start the dismemberment without fear of making too much mess, very unpleasant but necessary, make sure you wrap the bits up properly in good plastic (polythene sheet is good) so you don't make a mess during tranport. Dispose of the parts in different locations remove and destroy the plastic and stab them a few times to aid decomposition, if your concerned about dental records remove teeth, also a good idea to burn any clothing she was wearing and destroy any jewelry. Clean everything with a good CAUSTIC cleaner bleach is ok it destroys the walls of blood cells, but you may need drain cleaner or path cleaner if theres blood stains. Then relax and keep it to yourself whatever you do.
2006-10-11 10:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by mick.tripp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its in the Bathroom, just get some sanitary towels to mop it up, they are designed for that, and for gods sake call an ambulance, coz if she is bleeding, then chances are she might still be alive, as the heart cant pump blood if its dead.
2006-10-11 12:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a toe tag on her and drop her off at the morgue or a hospital. It may take them quite a while to figure out they have an extra one.
2006-10-11 10:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dead- no worries.... If alive and bleeding then get help.
Hyrdogren Peroxide gets blood stains up really well. We butchered our own livestock.
2006-10-11 10:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by Denise W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd recommend vanish oxy for the stains and some air wick for the inevitable smell.
2006-10-11 10:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can you add in additional info, what possessed you to ask such a stupid ******* question? I have a sense of humour, but really cant find anything funny in that at all.
2006-10-11 10:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Annie M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know that Bounty Kitchen Towels soak up practically everything, theres your answer.as for the body....got a back garden?
2006-10-11 10:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by meg d 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dead people don't bleed!
2006-10-11 10:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just leave it as it was. If someone saw you there, just respond, "it was like that when I got there". The last one always works for me.
2006-10-11 10:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by davebarrca 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋