2006-10-11 03:09:35 · 7 answers · asked by policeyarlagadda 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2006-10-12 01:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by xxandra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spoonerisms: words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. Some of the spoonerisms I am partial to are.
Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.
Its a Tale of Two Cities
He's not a pheasant plucker
He's a smart fella.
2006-10-11 11:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by crazycanadien 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever you get your mords wixed, such as 'in a rit of fealous jage' or 'Cinderella ran down the stalace peps and slopped her dripper'.
2006-10-11 10:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know if it's the best, but the one that's probably used the most is, "Bass Ackwards."
2006-10-11 10:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav is wishing someone a "Hippy Bathday", because it only comes once a year
Do you play cards?
Two of Hearts--Who of tarts?
Four of Hearts--Whore of farts
Eight of Hearts--Hate of Arts
Ten of Hearts--Hen of tarts
Ace of Spades--Space of aids
Four of Spades--Spore of fades
Eight of Spades--Spate of AIDS
Four of Diamonds--Door of fireman's
Five of Diamonds--Dive of fireman's
Six of Diamonds--***** of Simon's
Two of Clubs--Clue of tubs
Five of Clubs--Clive of Fubbs
2006-10-11 10:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by upf_geelong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my personal favorite is cunning stunt
but listen hear or hiss and leer cause heres a topical one thats right in your face......fight in your race
2006-10-11 10:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chilled greese
2006-10-11 17:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by Tara P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋