I pretend to the neighbours that I can play the trombone sometimes by hiding by the window and farting into a watering can
2006-10-11 02:29:15 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i play a mean air guitar on my boobs
2006-10-11 04:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Piano sometimes and often guitar. As a kid I used a tennis racket to "play" guitar. Wish I could really play an instrument like a trumpet or something.
2006-10-11 02:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to pretend to play the piano. I never finished my lessons so I still don't know how to play but I always wanted to.
2006-10-11 02:37:44 · answer #3 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I play a mean Egyptian nose flute.
Not really, I do play a few instruments though, and I'm not talking about the pink oboe.
2006-10-11 03:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh that is nice. When I'm back in England perhaps we could get together for a jam session. My skeleton ribcage xylophone sounds pretty damn good if I use dried penises to strike it. And when I blow my own trumpet it sounds convincingly like a didgeridoo.
2006-10-11 02:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The piano. But I can't play. I should because there are so many talented people who can play in my family. Wanna teach me?
2006-10-11 02:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-10-11 02:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by ChemGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pretend to play the flute sometimes because this one time at band camp......
2006-10-11 02:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend to play the Qin, but kinda suck at it in real life.
2006-10-11 02:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Red Panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pretend that I can sing... if that counts as a musical instrument.
2006-10-11 08:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by hmbn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! oh my god that is funny... i like to think that i can play the piano but only being able to play "god save the queen" isnt that great an accomplishment
2006-10-11 03:11:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋