The C U Next Tuesday word.... nothing beats it......
2006-10-11 01:52:47
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answer #1
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answered by Ellie29uk 3
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oh god i have tons but i cant remember em!, ill try find them on a profile i have somewhere! and let u know! x
Here ya go, found em!
• Welcome to loserville. Population: you
• It's people like you who give scum a bad name
• I've had fun before. This isn't it
• Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
• Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
• I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
• Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
• Your village called, their idiot is missing
• Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
• I'd smack you but **** splatters!
• Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
• You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• I dream about a monster, about you!
• It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
• Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
• You're the *** your mother should have swallowed
• If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
• Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
• I know your sorry, now apologize!
• If I throw a stick will you leave?
• Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's *** and wait!
• Some guys say, "Suck on it" but I say, "Sorry, I choke on small objects"
• The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy
• Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?
• Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
2006-10-11 08:54:46
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answer #2
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answered by Fader's Girl 6
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You're a very stupid fool with the brain the size of a pea. Your 1 inch gonorrhea infested dick can't even stand up to penetrate your girl's punany which is as wide as a field.
2006-10-11 09:06:15
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answer #3
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answered by Banana Pie 3
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well if I was talking to a man I wold tell him he's a dumb B**** because men hate to be called dumb and they really hate to be called a b**** .But most of the time if I have some dirt on em I'll bring some personal **** out I'm so good at hurting peoples feelings it's almost a crime .
2006-10-11 08:57:45
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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My fellow americans "Yes we did put a man on the MOON".that was 27 years ago and today look we can only put a man around the EARTH.
2006-10-11 09:02:19
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Call your friend at the audience. Tell him I love u, pose to kiss, forward your face near to your friend's face and finally remove your face without kissing and tell loudly - I hate u.
2006-10-11 08:57:14
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answer #6
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answered by thinkpose 5
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You're a waste of skin!
one my man used on me yesterday: I'm 'still' mad about today!!
Who do you think you are? my Mother!!
I never met his mother cause she is dead.. . but I took it not only as an insult to her, but a total insult to me as well.
2006-10-11 10:06:06
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answer #7
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answered by Jas 6
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Ellie29uk has it right. It always wins. It's the only word that will make my husband jump. :P
2006-10-11 08:56:06
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answer #8
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answered by Lisa P 4
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the best part of you ran down your moms leg....
you should have been a BJ.....
you are a Poster boy for a prophylactic....
2006-10-11 08:59:46
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answer #9
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answered by cyborg_2099 3
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Your mother should have swallowed you.
or
You are the reason condoms were invented.
2006-10-11 08:53:27
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answer #10
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answered by altruisticind 2
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