What is the best practical joke you have played on someone, or had someone play on you?

Answer 1

Superglued a sausage to my mate's head and he had to go to hospital. The doctors and nurses were in fits.

Answer 2

At uni, my "friends" decided it would be funny, to gather all the garbage bags from along their street on garbage day, and pile them against the front door of my flat.
I opened the door and they all crashed in on me.
I would have seen the funny side if not for the bill to steam clean the carpet.
But I got my revenge.
About a week later while out for a drive on the edge of the city, i spotted a sign that said "Poo 4 Sale".
So i returned with my flat mate, loaded the back of the car with bags of horseshit, ( had all the windows down so we could breathe ) and took it back to our flat.
That Night at 3am we dumped it all on my "friends" front steps, complete with a few 3 litre bottles of water all through it. To add to that, it was a really HOT night, and with the water on it, it really stank.
Apparently, my "friends" were late for a class the next morning, and came running out the front door, RIGHT INTO IT.
We never had any more jokes played on us the whole time we were at uni!!

Answer 3

This really happened on Halloween many years ago we had this macho swaggering guy in the neighborhood who thought he was god's gift to women. My brother had this rubber Ape mask that looked really real. This guy lived in a house that had a big picture window behind the couch. I waited until after 11pm when he was sitting there alone watching the Tonight Show and I crept up quietly in front of the window and began making stratching sounds and grunts, it took awhile but he finally slowly turned around to see what it was, Man, I never heard a guy scream so loud like a girl!!!! I laughed so hard I wet my pants!!!

Answer 4

At the outdoor centres I used to work at, they were always playing jokes on each other. One girl had all of the furniture taken from her room and re-arranged outside on the playing fields, just the way it had been in her room. Another one had her room filled to the brim with plastic balls from the inflatable ball pool. A bloe was tied to a chair using expensive climbing rope - the joke back fired as he sawed through it with a knife to get away. Lastly, one lad had his expensive sleeping bag and RAB jacket taken to the charity shop. He walked past the shop window and thought he recognised it. So he had to go in and buy it back!

Answer 5

At Uni.

A guy went away for a weekend.

He left his room key with his mate.

When he got back the whole room had been wrapped in pink toilet paper; the walls the ceiling, the bed everything.

They took everything off his desk, wrapped his desk, wrapped up the things on the desk and put it all back where is had came from. They individually wrapped up each CD and put them back into the CD cases and wrapped up the cases.

Funniest thing I ever saw.

Answer 6

I used to work in a machine shop and to pay back some one that had pulled a joke on me, I filled his plastic glove with 40 weight grease. He had no idea what was going on until he stuck his hand in the glove!
He threatened to pat me on the back for it, since I gotten him 'good', but I out ran him.

Answer 7

sure! I phoned my boyfriend at paintings someday and placed on an extremely attractive throaty voice and instructed him i exchange right into a alluring blonde he had met at a occasion a collectively as back and that he were relatively under the impact of alcohol and given me his form. I pronounced we meet for beverages on the comparable night WE had plans to bypass to dinner. on the night, he phoned me from the workplace and pronounced he had to paintings overdue!!!! as quickly as I confessed to the humorous tale, He exchange into indignant with ME! Ah properly, I nonetheless married him and divorced him. My subsequent functional humorous tale exchange into on my boyfriend. He went for an early afternoon nap (frequently one million/2 an hour or so) and his brother and that i became each and all the clocks in the homestead and our watches forward 5 hours! It exchange right into a pleasing (uncommon) sunny day in England so whilst he awoke he exchange into devastated at having misplaced a superb form of the day (or so he concept). i could not exchange the time on his watch, yet even though it instructed the splendid time whilst he awoke, fortunately for us it had consistently been very unreliable so he omitted it. We felt sorry for him after a couple of minutes and instructed him the certainty. i'm going to consistently remember how ecstatic he exchange into to get those 5 hours back. Says something does not it?

Answer 8

I went abroad with some mates, during the night someone smeared chocolate in the bidet, in the morning someone said who's crapped in the bidet? My mate calmly put his finger in it & then licked it & said "it's not mine", the rest of us were fighting to be sick in the loo thinking the obvious lol

Answer 9

I work in a fine dining restaraunt as a bar supervisor. One of the stuck up waitresses was giving me grief so when she ordered her drinks for her table I furiously shook her bottle of beer, almost to the point it was vibrating when I put it on her tray. I watched as she opened it and sprayed it all over herself and her table of uptight corporate wanker customers.... She looked at me and I just waved and smiled. She pulled her head in after that.

Answer 10

A couple of mates of mine on their way back from the pub threw a Hedgehog through my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It S*IT everywhere!! My mum was not impressed!!

(this was when i was in my late teens early twenties by the way)

Answer 11

my friend was getting married and she had baught a pair of white hold up stockings, her cheif bridesmade baught a matching pair wripped most of the lace from the top and swapped the real pair for these ones, when the bride went to put them off the lace totally ripped and she was having a panic to herself while the 3 bridesmades were laughing and holding up the real pair of stockings for her to put on