Please give what is in your opinion the funniest quote from a film of all time! Please mention who said it and what film it is!! Thanks!
Also thanks to everyone that answered my last question! Im on level 2 now!!!!
2006-10-11 00:33:31 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
Actually, the entire Black Knight sequence is full of great quotes.
And the French Castle sequence.
"Your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberries."
"I fart in your general direction"
Great stuff.
Hey, congrats on Level Two! I just made it there myself.
2006-10-11 01:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by lee17201 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"we are law enforcement officers. we at the instant are not from now on geared as much as preserve this sort of violence." Rob Schneider in Demolition guy. That action image has a extensive sort of humorous expenditures, extra usually than not by using using Sandra Bullock's character. additionally, the finished "and then..." bit from Dude the placement's My automobile? is hysterical!
2016-10-16 01:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We're police officers. We're not equipped to deal with this kind of violence." Rob Schneider in Demolition Man. That movie has lots of funny quotes, mostly by Sandra Bullock's character.
Also, the whole "And then..." bit from Dude Where's My Car? is hysterical!
2006-10-11 02:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by krustykrabtrainee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama said alligators is ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Mama said happiness comes from yellow rays of sunshine coming down when you are feeling blue. (The Waterboy Bobby Boucher) Adam Sandler is so funny. Almost any quote from his movies is a gut buster.
2006-10-11 02:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by L.J. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie. [walks a few steps, staring blankly]
Randal Graves: And here's the second movie. [walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie? [walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]
from 'Clerks II'
2006-10-11 02:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by Chris F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just watched American Pie... so these are stuck in my head atm lol
Michelle: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my p.ussy.
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your a.ss. Aren't instruments fun?
Stifler: Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Stifler: You stay the f.uck away from that ficus. That is a jiz-free ficus.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.
2006-10-12 01:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roger Moore - Live and let Die - Jane Seymore says in bed - Is there time for lesson number 3? Bond Replies - Sure - no sense in going out half c'ocked - .
2006-10-11 00:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by moo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
James Bond - a Sean Connery one (can't remember which one, maybe someone can help)
The half naked woman looks down to find her belly ring missing. She says "Oh, I've lost my charm"
Bond looks her up and down and says "Not from where I'm shtanding!"
PS Congrats on the upgrade to Level 2
2006-10-11 00:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the zip it sequence by Dr Evil in Austin Powers
2006-10-11 03:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a reummm?
Peter Sellers, Pink Panther
2006-10-11 04:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Joeyjo75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋