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Bring BOB and a fresh set of batteries

Search his computer for porn / find the porn he's got stashed somewhere

Give yourself a raise - Or a promotion

Sit on the copy machine and print something

Order a pizza and do the delivery man

Give yourself the day off

Call a locksmith and change the locks

When the phone rings, answer it with "What!??" loudly and rudely

Crank up the radio

Hide something stinky in his desk

Put a bunch of dried up pens and stubby old pencils in his desk. Don't leave any good ones

Leave a big turd in the toilet

put a bunch of empty beer bottles and cigarette butts everywhere.

Call him every five or ten minutes with stupid questions

Call his wife and tell her where he is REALLY

2006-10-11 00:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by scummibear 4 · 2 0

properly, there are 2 straightforward recommendations: a million. If she's married...borrow a cellular telephone from a stranger and make contact with her husband. you will understand the place to take it from there. *lesbo* 2. If her motor vehicle is in the motor vehicle parking zone...pop the tires with a letter opener or the different sharp tool you have. Then enable her understand that her motor vehicle has been vandalized. of course she'll prefer to call the police. And, then she'll ought to manage a tow truck. And, then ought to circulate away artwork early besides to %. up her motor vehicle from the shop. And, then there is often the complication of coping with the insurance business enterprise...which will shop her out of your hair for a mutually as. Or, you ought to easily call the maintenance business enterprise that handles your construction and tell them which you're her...and which you will possibly like the potential close off for some hours mutually as the place of work instruments up a sparkling computing device community. (for secure practices's sake...all that unplugging and plugging)

2016-10-19 04:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My boss isn't in but I'm sure someone would tell on me if I just left, so I'm going to browse the 'net all afternoon and while people pass I'll open my email window.

2006-10-11 00:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 1 1

I am my boss and I'm in - however I am busy faffing about with Yahoo answers and watching Metallica on youtube.com, also trying to book a hen night on giftexperiencescotland.com - I'm taking my best pal dog sledding - sounds like more fun than working!

2006-10-11 22:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do an hours hard work, have twenty minutes relax and then repeat all afternoon, then there's no guilt and a nice relaxing afternoon. That's what I do.

2006-10-11 00:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0 2

You do what your are doing right now. That is ask questions and also answer some questions. Spend your time by houskeeping your computer which normally many do not do. Check for virus , spyware and for unwanted files on your computer. Check your emails and try to remember all the personal works which are kept pending by you due to busy schedule.

2006-10-11 00:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by ssmindia 6 · 0 2

Try to keep working as it will pass the time . Also do something you're interested in ; then both your boss ( pat on the head from he/she for you ) will benefit as will you twice over !

2006-10-11 00:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by wal_marcus 1 · 0 2

I'm in the same situation as i cant leave the office and go shopping I'm going to do it over then net instead!!

2006-10-11 00:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

go rummaging through your bosses desk... you might find some dirt on your other workmates that might come in handy someday! failing that, give me ten points for the best answer!

2006-10-11 02:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Look for hidden work cams! Just because you're boss is not there does not mean you can slack. May be its a test...

2006-10-11 00:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by Furball 3 · 0 2

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