2006-10-10 23:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well gee, this question is answered every year at MIT's annual "Cracked-Up Turtle & Inebriated Snail Races." In the past thirty two years, the Cracked-Up Turtles have only lost twice. So put me down for Cracked-Up Turtles!
2006-10-11 00:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going with the Turtles on crack the crack would make them speed up. A drunk snail would just wander all over the place without really knowing which way to go.
2006-10-11 08:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah! you should see how the hyped turtles scurry about like a 2-yr old learning to run!
but i'd say the snail wins. poor turtle won't know north from his belly button.
go snail, go!
2006-10-11 07:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crack Turtles will definitely win. Cocaine is a stimulant. But they will have a heart attack and die directly after the race. Sad, isn't it?
2006-10-11 07:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtles on crack, since when you're stoned, you're still able to run in a straight line and finish, but when you are drunk, you stumble and trip and kill
2006-10-11 07:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtles on crack
they are faster
2006-10-11 09:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the turtle on crack because he will have more energy and probably wont get lost so easily....
2006-10-11 11:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My money's on the drunk snail... but I think he's cheating... do I still get paid???
2006-10-11 07:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtles coz they dont leave a sperm like smelly,slimy,gelly thingy behind them
2006-10-11 07:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't tell things happened way to fast , it would be a photo finish
2006-10-11 07:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋