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Or have turn signals and rear view mirrors on the new cars become expensive options?

2006-10-10 22:59:59 · 12 answers · asked by sheepherder 4 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

12 answers

Because we let brain-dead Morons be in control of LIVE cars and trucks. Your best and perhaps only bet against them (short of not leaving your home - since even pedestrians could be targeted) is Defensive Driving (after all, the family insists on eating! LOL). With all the dangers out there it's a wonder not everyone's dead already. The following are just some of the potential sources of on-the-road hazard that I can think of, off the top of my head:


Driving under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol

Falling asleep behind the wheels

Taking controlled "Micro-naps" to save on motel money (lol)

Street racing

Running away from the cops in a chase situation and driving (could in and of itself be for a million different reasons - from a bank rubbery situation to drunk driving, to having unregistered weapons, to illicit drugs in the car, you name it)

Driving in a car or truck that is not mechanically sound/fit to be driven

Eating a 7-course meal and driving

Shaving and driving

Putting on makeup and driving

Putting on clothing items and driving

Dialing and talking on a cell phone and driving

Looking up a number in your agenda and driving

Philosophizing while driving

Running into people who are out to destroy their cars just to collect the insurance money and/or sue yours (yes there are nasty and/or that desperate people in this world)

Driving too fast

Driving too slow

Putting a gun to an old lady’s head and forcing her to go faster

Driving with a huge chunk of steel bar sticking a couple of feet or so out the back of the truck

Driving with a loosely secured mattress on top of the car that's partially blocking the view

Towing a disabled car with an old piece of rope and driving

Being all hypnotized by your own wonderful singing voice and driving

Throwing up while driving

Changing lanes when and how you darn please

Trying to pass under a bridge with a maximum clearance shorter than the height of your vehicle

Changing drivers while the car/truck is still in motion

Running into people who are parked where they should not be parked

Driving under nasty road conditions

Backing up in the highway because you passed the exist

Driving while sun-blinded

Driving with windows all fogged up

Trying to see what happens to a motorcycle driver when he/she goes flying

Running into “people” who throw garbage the size of a small luggage out the window

Running into bastards who throw nails out the window just for kicks

Running into morons who use drag-racing fuel in their street cars

Trying to become more aerodynamic by butt kissing the 18-wheeler in front of you

Trying to act cute while driving

Thinking you can drive through a huge puddle of water if you just cross it fast enough

Thinking you’ll save on fuel if you just put the car in neural while going downhill

Not using your brakes enough

Using your brakes too often in a short period of time

Postponing your car maintenance for the next 10 years thinking heck its Japanese made anyways

Admiring the nature zooming by just a tad too long while driving

Having a heart attack or a stroke while driving

Driving off a cliff on purpose

Trying to avoid an animal on the road and instead ramming into a whole bunch of people waiting to catch a bus

Making love/sex and driving

Going through red lights and pretending they were yellow

Daydreaming and driving

Driving while thinking why bother to use signals - after all, I'm the Road King around these woods

Being upset, depressed, anxious and/or distraught and driving

Being on mind and reflex altering medication and driving

Catching a ride with/letting a moron that you know doesn’t know the first thing about driving get behind the wheel because he/she’s the owner of the car

Talking to the passengers and driving

Talking to the dog/cat and driving

Being a downright horrible driver and driving

Being over 90 years old and still insisting on driving

Being in a hurry and sleep-deprived state truck driver and driving

Needing new glasses / being legally blind and driving

Being horribly sick and insisting on driving yourself to the hospital and driving

Simply not giving a darn who you're gonna kill or maim and driving

Trying to beat a closing railroad crossing and driving

Showing your shotgun or treating others to your bullets and driving

Driving on the wrong side of the road while calling the other drivers names for not knowing where the heck they are going

Trying to use your car/truck as an educational instrument of justice against those whom did you wrong on the road and driving

Showing off how fast your car is to your girlfriend and driving

Showing off what a marvelous driver you are and driving

Being distracted by the UFO's in your head and driving



In all, be very careful while driving dear.

2006-10-11 06:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, i do no longer think of it develop right into a death want... it develop right into a uncomplicated desire to assist the persons of Pakisan. no one could be shielded from somebody who's keen do die to kill them... and right this moment develop into the data. I in basic terms hardship what is going to take place now... that total united states is so fragile that something can take place

2016-10-02 04:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It is because we are today living in a world which is hopelessly materialistic, without values, without human kindness, where children are regarded as a burden rather than a blessing...and this list could be continued at infinitum.

2006-10-10 23:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

People with death wishes would drive head on into another car!!! People with supposed death wishes are people who are adrenaline junkies. If they truly had a death wish they would be dead already!! :)

2006-10-10 23:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The standard of driving has dropped along with the general dumbing down of society and lack of respect for anything but ME ME ME!

2006-10-10 23:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Michael E 4 · 1 0

thats because life socks,u find people who dont even consider death and others just wait for that day to relax from life proplems ,soo god help us all

2006-10-10 23:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by shafic 1 · 0 0

Yes, I agree, we are supposed to read peoples minds and know what their next move is going to be.

2006-10-10 23:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

may b bcoz they r not able 2 face d problems & difficulties of thier, can't fight more & wanna die !!!!

2006-10-11 00:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by smart 2 · 0 0

because most of the time they get away with their behavior.

2006-10-10 23:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

because life is ugly

2006-10-10 23:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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