2006-10-10 21:21:02 · 14 answers · asked by manesh b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
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Capricorn December 22 - January 19
So ashamed will you be about falling down the stairs that you'll lie to friends and family, telling them your husband beat you.
2006-10-11 14:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Capricorn
2006-10-10 21:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Genia H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have probable heard of Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, maximum cancers, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio and Sagittarius. The solar passes by those constellations, one by one, by the year. they are the classic signs and indicators of the zodiac. yet Ophiuchus? modern-day astronomers do no longer divide the sky the comparable way historical astronomers did. in accordance to fashionable celebrity maps, the solar cuts by a thirteenth constellation, Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer, between Nov. thirtieth and Dec. seventeenth. Astrologically conversing, in case you have been born between those dates you're no longer a Sagittarian, you're an Ophiuchi! yet it rather is yet another tale.... This tale is approximately what rather happens whilst the solar enters the zodiac's thirteenth domicile: An interstellar wind hits our planet. it rather is a helium-wealthy breeze from the celebs, flowing into the image voltaic equipment from the direction of Ophiuchus. The solar's gravity focuses the fabric right into a cone and Earth passes by it for the period of the 1st weeks of December. we are interior the cone now. sign up for convey technological know-how information delivery "there is not any possibility to every person in the international," says area physicist George Gloeckler of the college of Maryland. "The helium breeze is one thousand billion billion cases (1021 cases) much less dense than Earth's ecosystem. It can not penetrate to the outdoors of our planet
2016-12-26 15:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born on Jan 12th - Sign is Capricorn.
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and friends and the world at large
2006-10-11 03:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Yvonne Mystic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Capricorn!!
2006-10-12 08:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Physical stresses will keep you from reaching your full potential today. Try relaxing reading a book or a nice hot bath. Pamper youself a bit. Tomorrow is another day.
2006-10-10 21:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by gallow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a beautiful capricorn like myself
2006-10-11 05:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will say this...for as much as I enjoy Astrology...I prefer to lay down my arms when it comes to the discernment of simply the sun sign as a whole, though recently someone asked a question regarding Capricorns and Virgos, of which I am one and I replied.....
That column that i wrote, (not meaning to be a column) inspired my sentimental thoughts of Capricorns on the whole...so I will give a snippet of them..no, I do not copy and paste my replies regarding Astrology.... and not every answer do I reply to as some are vedic and I have knowledge of Western Astology....and to that I am limited .....please condiser this now as you read what i have to tell you.
Capricorns are another earth sign, salt of the earth and VERY humanistic. They are the BEST confidantes in the world.....I have had so many Capricorn friends that I could count on in a crisis that I am stunned. I even smile to myself as the calendar goes through the sign of Cap.....fromn the Solstice of Winter to it'scold January cusp to Aquarius. Capricorns are very impulsive and fearless and are in a way ethereal...and oh!!! Can they dream? YES......They have along with Taurus made fabulouis chefs, intricate beadwork, extremely spiritual....include travel in their lives and are steadfast for holidays.....family is so imprtant to them ~ it is lovely to see them as what I call the spine, while they may not be as quick to boil as Taurus are probably the first to get the joke, or see humour and value in more and more as they age.
One capricorn friend when I was in a bind....was there for me with a safe place to stay they are incredible listeners...ok make that 4 capricorn friends. Amazing...for not everytone opens their door to us. I have Lifelong "TRUE" friends from over 30 years ago, and we pick up as though we never had a day off from each other, male and femme Caps, and pic up where we left off...I love this sign..it is the "Seagoat" and so incredibly multi faceted that I have often been in awe of their strength and their cry for family and tradition...they make every holiday incredibly fun!
They are spiritual beyond belif and have a loyalty that is on a much higher plane than many other Sun Signs.....notice that I use the word Sun here....as it is the natal equivalent of the sky as let's say a polaroid...so as they evovle they only go forward and do so love the finer things, but know when to prudently chose a barrier or boundary regarding ethics......so many of my Cap friends and aquaintances remind me of certain songs...each one very different, and oh the laughter and attention they are capable of is out of this world. Loyal to their true loves, they never make their mates sit in the backround...coaxing even the most stubborn people in a kitten's breath to join in...when they say "You are invited...it is true....they mean it!", love of music, entertainment and not afraid to rollup their sleeves for a mission of hard work and thier timing is utterly impeccable. I have so much respect for this sign.....and they know what the meaning of friendship is and hold it torch high.
On the downside they can be a bit brooding, well everyone can....but the Capricorn is "Always" looking 5 steps ahead. They are not a sign I would want on my bad side ...I am smiling to myself now with your question about them...as my memories are so fine.....they will tell it like it is with what appears to be sometimes a 'sting'...but remember...this is a sign of one being able to deal with change and what ensues, they watch out for their loved ones as though they are the only ones to consider. Always making great hosts.....their invitations are honest..and if they do NOT want to do something they let you iknow right away. If they need time alone.....even a weekend...they are not afraid to speak up and continue to carry out their plans.They get bad press as they can be politial...but I see this as more a debate issue.....Tradition keeps us whole and Ritual binds us, even more than the majority of virgos that I kow....when their charts are well aspected and they are tuned in so to speak...*which I feel that they insisnt upon.....* they are leaving others in the dust as they will NOT give up and no Capricorn i have EVER met does the white flag thing...surrender is not one of their traits...
Now, had I anymore information about you..then it would be totally different. I shall leave it here saying that if you are askig for yourself I say this, and if you are asking for another i stand my ground. One size does not fit all, tho in conclusion I will tell you that my best friend in the world is a Capricorn and has NEVER let me down. For now this is all I can say in such a small format without knowing your birth data. Yes...the thought of your question was evocative to allow me to remember the long list of them that I know and cherish. Perhaps use this site...I love it....and enter all data....http://0800-astrology.com great site and you will see more, what I wrote came from my heart.
2006-10-11 12:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
capricorn
2006-10-10 21:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by coral 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
capricorn
2006-10-10 21:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by pauly_ manoorly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋