Why do straight guys over thier penis size?

Question

We are the last of the best-friends group, known him for 16 years, he's soo straight, so none of that "possible gay" answers. We are so open over our sexual experiences, our guy health problems, I know about his sexual experiences with chicks, acutally I like to hear cuz I have no Idea how it is with a girl. I tell him about my adventures, and he doesnt understand, why we do what we do. He always for years bragged about his 10inch tool, really I wasnt slobbering over that. Ive told him over mine and without lying 6inches baby and a one minute man dont care for improvement. I did believe him cuz being a chubby guy he has a noticeable crotch, today we were talking about stupid stuff and I said some guys stuff themselves, hint, hint...He told me he has each of his nuts are the size of golf balls, he camel toe himself and I saw the believeable shape, and was stunned, he even admitted to his REAL penis size almost 5 inches, I was like wow, a straight guy confessing his actual size!

Fatima, forgot to say we are the abnormal straight and gay friend of the group!

Answer 1

Considering my two closest friends growing up packed a BIG 9 and HUGE 10 respectively (saw them both) I never felt the need to brag up my average 6. I've only had one complaint from a thick 5-51/2 which I thought was kind of odd, but whatever... I figure what I have has turned a lot of heads, whether it is what is at my crotch or a little higher and to my left is up to who's looking right? Most chubby fat guys I have seen and know have really small tools. I am still trying to figure out which leads to which: get fat, get small or be small get fat... Whatever... My lure caught the fish I wanted so everything else is pretty moot... Get to the gym more with your buds, a guy can only claim cold air so many times... ;)

Answer 2

You ever hear of the old saying:

He told me he's got ten inches (holding fingers 10" apart);

I thought for sure he only had about six inches (holding fingers 6" apart);

When we finally got together to do it, there was only three inches (holding thumb and forefinger 3" apart)

Men have an inborn knack for telling stories, or rather embellishing. I myself used to try to sound bigger, however, I learnt that I never had the same partner twice by doing so.

I finally gave up the embellishing and noticed - wow, it really doesn't matter about size - it's really all about HOW you use it.

As far as the crotch LOOKING so big .. well .. perhaps its the kind of jeans he wears. Or perhaps, he's tied off to make himself appear larger (kok-rings will give this effect). Regardless, it would seem you will never have him, so honestly now .. why worry ?

If you are happy with what you have, then really is there anything else to compare it with? I know you think I'm right. Enjoy what YOU have and don't be worried about what anyone else has. You will enjoy yours that much better.

Cheers

Answer 3

I am so sick of the motion in the ocean crap.

If a woman slept with a man with a 2 inch penis she would not be saying that. OBVIOUSLY size does matter. It only matters if you're outside the 5th and 95th percentiles.

Sex does not work if it's miniature or if it's so large it won't fit.

Answer 4

All men do this Zuegma, and oftentimes it is with their best [male] friends. (Truthfully though, if someone told me he had a ten incher, I'd have my doubts!)

And despite what at least one other person said on here, MEN talk about their penis size with other men, not just adolescent boys. In fact, as they get older, they are more likely to tell you the truth!

When people do stretch the facts (so to speak) I think they just want you to think that they are masculine. I don't think it's a competition thing at all. They just want to fit in and also have their male friends admire them. They may not realize their male friends admire them for other things related somehow to their masculinity (like a strong work ethic, loyalty to friends, athletic ability, etc.)

Despite your friend's years of pulling your leg, I think you are most fortunate to have a good friend like that. Good luck to you both in your continued friendship. He sounds like a good guy.

Answer 5

Because a lot of guys think that the bigger you penis, the more of a man you are. It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight, you always want to be "better" then the other guy.

Answer 6

all adult men lie about it and certain you subtract 2 inches in the journey that they casually say it, in the different case minus 3 inches in the journey that they jokingly say it. Our delight lies in our length. The smaller our length the a lot less delight we've. searching on ones ethnicity, you could estimate their sizes. Blacks have the biggest. Whites are 2d. Than latinos. you could forget abouit asians.

Answer 7

It is a shame if this happens when you're over 20. because it shows lack of personality.
it is OK when you're a teen cause teens are always trying to be ahead of everything.

Anyways that will always happen

Answer 8

guys (straight and gay) lie about the size of their dick due to machismo. to most size = strength. most men feel intimidated when discussing penis length. add to this most mens idea of sex comes from porn which hire the largest men possible. its the same mind set that causes girls to stuff their bras.

Answer 9

i am a woman and i ask the same question. like the saying goes it's not the size of the ship it's the motion in the ocean.

Answer 10

Haven't got a clue.

Doesn't matter what size it is, just that it's healthy & doesn't get you into trouble.

I have never lied about it, & I am a guy, so that explodes another
stereotypical bit of nonsense.

;-)