I couldn't figure out why the stupid old bat had stopped nagging me for five minutes, until I realized she was dead. I don't know what to do now. If I tell the cops, they'll never believe me it was just a nosebleed, will they? But I can't get rid of the body myself, it's too heavy and I have hellacious arthritis. I asked my worthless bimbo of a girlfriend to help me get rid of it, and the tramp just said she had to go pick up her snot-nosed daughter from pre-school and hung up one me. What the hell should I do now? I'm too old for this kind of crap! Goddamn women!
2006-10-10 16:20:58 · 36 answers · asked by cdrfish60 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I dont think that they'll belive the nosebleed thing, put her under a toppled dresser and say it fell on her. Yes? I hope I helped! Good luck!
2006-10-10 16:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Uranium_Lopez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you touched the body? I think you should call the cops straight away and tell them exactly what happened. If you didn't bash her before the nosebleed you will be alright, the medical examiner should be able to determine cause of death, but just in case you should get yourself a really good lawyer and don't talk too much when the cops come...oh yeah and act really sad that ur wife is dead otherwise you will look suss
2006-10-10 16:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Knowitall 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Glad to see i"m not the only person left on here who's funny. I once posted a question in the ettiquette catigory asking if if was rude to stab my husband in the vocal chords if he wouldnt shut up after polite asking and ppl to it so serious
2006-10-10 20:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sandra K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think this is funny you have a real problem and you need to seek help right away. Some poor woman that runs across your path will be in deep trouble.
You are very sick to even think of this crap.
No doubt you are pretty young. Only then would you find this funny.
Wake up buddy.
2006-10-10 16:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by John B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to be joking, either way youre one sick puppy.
If your wife isnt dead, Im sure she would be better off if she was...poor woman, Im sure you would have killed her one way or another anyhow just by the way you talk about her, by total stress I imagine.
I cant believe people like yourself and some others that have answered your question actually exist on the planet..........
Talk about a waste of space!!!
2006-10-10 17:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by tassie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Colin---
What the hell are you smoking??? Call 911 tell them your sad pitiful story...you need to be admitted ASAP for psychiatric evaluation! You sound like you been drinking too much moon
shine ! And are desperate for attention!!! No worries I've contacted the Yahoo team they are sending the info over to dispatch in your area you should hear a knock at the door soon...it will be the local police...God bless you!
2006-10-10 16:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call a rendering company. They'll come pick her up and pay you to boot! In the meantime, go pick up a couple of cans of air freshner. Those guys can take a week.
2006-10-10 16:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dude you need serious help first off and i would hope your really joking otherwise you have setrious problems. as for your "wife" call the cops other wise your in for a world of hurt if she did die froma nosebleed thenm the cps should be able to prove that.
2006-10-10 16:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by momma3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the cops and tell them whats going on. For all you know a cop can be reading this write now
2006-10-10 16:25:25 · answer #9 · answered by dadyslilgirl5377 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, dont quit your day job. Call the merry maids to clean your house tommorow and tell them you left the key under the mat. A 50 shall do.
2006-10-10 16:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by circusdejojo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋