Do you have a joke that is involving a parrot?

Answer 1

Owner #1 says: My female parrot swears a lot.
Owner #2 says: My male parrot only words are: "let us pray"
Owner #1: "Take my parrot and take him to your parrot to learn something"
Week after.
Owner #2. My parrot learned new words. 'MY PRAYERS HAD BEEN ANSWERED"

Answer 2

A man goes to a pet store looking for a parrot. He finds a nice parrot whom the owner says talks up a storm. He buys the parrot and heads home.

When he takes the cover off the cage, the parrot starts swearing like a sailor. The man tries everything to get the bird to stop. Suddenly, the man's wife comes in the door and in order to hide the swearing bird, the man shoves the parrot into the freezer.

A few minutes later, the wife has left the room and the man returns to the freezer. When he opens the door, the parrot says very calmly "It's ok, I'll be good."

The man is surprised, if a bit cautious but he takes the parrot out of the freezer and puts him back on his stand.
"By the way," whispers the bird, "What did the chicken do?"

Answer 3

parrot uses foul language all the time.
someone suggests that after using foul language parrot be put in freezer for 5 mins.
after being put in freezer for 5 mins the first time, the owner opens the door and a shivering parrots walks out and says,
Sir. I aplologize for my rude outbursts and promise to not use such language again.....

May I ask, Sir, what did the Turkey do?

Answer 4

A man breaks into a house. As he is scrounging around looking for items to steal, he hears a voice.

"I see you and Satan sees you," says the voice.

The robber finds this really disturbing but continues searching for articles to take. He hears the voice again.

"I see you and Satan sees you," repeats the voice. The thief is closer to where the sound is coming from. He shines his flashlight in the direction and sees a parrot in a cage.

Again, the parrot says, " I see you and Satan sees you." The robber shrugs and says aloud, "Awww...it's just a dumb ol' bird."

In response, the dumb ol' bird commands the doberman, "Sic 'em Satan!"

Answer 5

yes we bought a parroot at a pet store one time, a big older parrott who had been stufed in the back of this pet store for some time. we were just pasiing time when wer seen this older parrott peaking out of the cage ruffling its feathers and looking as bored as al hell. so we asked the older pet store owner if it was just sick or what be honest with us. he replys no it was with a older woman its owner who died off and her sister dident know what too do with the birs so she just dum,ped it of at this pet store. he says it never whistles but he can hear something talking or skawking when he turns the key too open the shop in the morning but cant figure out which bird it is. so we dedcide too buy this lonely looking oldr parott, cage and everything for around 26.00. not a bad deal thou. so we get it home and, get it set up. feec it the whole nine yard. again the bird, never says a word just sits in the cage and, looks bored. okay we had just moved and wre set too have our phone turned on okay. okay the big trouble started when our phone service was turned on, and the phone starts r inging off the hook-- that stupidd bird wenmt nuts in the cage, and wouldent shut up and while w were on the phone would keep repating go--f--- yourself!! apparently the old lady that died owned a ton of debt-- and antime apparently anyone would call her like a bill collector the bird was taught--g---f-- yourself!! it never would shut up after the phone--- rang the only thing it knew! my mother called us ounce and the stupid bird went nuts in the cage and said over over go-- f- yoursel;f!! my mother quickly hung up~~!!

Answer 6

Yes.