there's this boy in my class and he's extremely rude and obnoxious. He's the type that will say something even though he knows it'll make u cry. like a boy has cancer and he basically made fun of the fact that the kid is bald and whatnot..well today i was getting off the bus and he made a comment that made all the kids laugh and i was embarassed...i want a wa to get back at him...i dont wanna like say a comment about him in return because i'd doubt i'd beat him in a shouting match and if i like beat him up im afraid like his friends or whatnot will jump me afterwards..what should i do or should i just let karma handle him
2006-10-10 15:15:34 · 20 answers · asked by sr 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Repeat verbatim:
According to classical Freudian Psychology, it is in dwelling upon your own inadequacies that you find fault with others.
You are obviously suffering from a textbook case of penis envy.
You are demonstrating what is called displaced anger because you have a little penis.
It is not my fault that you have a little penis.
It is not anyone else's fault that you have a little penis.
Kindly have the decency to express your concerns to the school counsellor and leave the rest of us alone.
Do this loudly and publicly after you memorize it, and refer to him afterwards as "needledick" or "pencildick", whichever better achieves the desired response.
You may even wish to ask your classmates for suggestions on the matter.
You'd be suprised how creative the suggestions might be. Given the motivation of other people who no doubt were as much a victim of his insensitivity as you were they should be pretty good.
Have fun!
2006-10-10 15:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best way I take revenge in most anything.
Is use the opportunity to learn something.
At the very least you take the opportunity to find a way of respecting what you feel without bringing harm to others. If you're feeling irritated or embarrassed, that feeling exists, and it is part of the universe just like anything else, even when there's nothing much you can do about it.
2006-10-10 22:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by roostershine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screw karma. I hate to be the one advising revenge but here are some of the things I did when I was in school:
1. Put chalk powder on the fan blades right on top of where he sits
2. Stuff his bag with garbage
3. Fill a plastic bag with water and drop it on him from the 2nd floor (or however high your school is)
4. Prod him to do something stupid and then tell on him or get him caught red-handed doing it
5. If you're brave, tape a live cockroach by its whiskers to his notebook
revenge is FUN!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! SCHOOL LIFE WAS GOOD!!!!!!
2006-10-10 22:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way is to confront him in a public place. Say, even though you say hurtful things and are immature, I forgive you and it's said what goes around comes around, someday maybe you will be like those you make fun of..walk away
2006-10-10 23:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by AJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo fool, dis is wut u say 2 mister bully, yo fool ur such a big man. cant find anybody to pick on. Make u feel good to b rude to people down and out. Dont trip cause you aint shitt. Ur not even hot if if he is. Slam him every way possible!!! He'll trip fo sho.
U say that to hime and they'll be laughing at his stupid ***. He's hiding behind makin fun of other people cause he has alot of insecurity. Dont just walk away from this fool. Take a stand or be at his mercy forever more.Everytime you see him you say loud , oh there is mr. big man. watch out. whewww. i b shakin fool. Just keep sayin it and everybody will join in. Guarantee!!!!!!!!!!!!Dont Even Trip
2006-10-10 22:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dont Trip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge after 41 years I have seen a lot of it ,but the best one of all is just( living well)
2006-10-10 22:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by amber e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge is silence and the next best thing is your fist. Which ever one works for you is good.
2006-10-10 23:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best revenge is to act as if it doesn't bother you. It shows maturity and character.
2006-10-10 22:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Hunter J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is never the answer. I say yes, let karma take care of it.
2006-10-10 22:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The best thing to do is say this everytime he does something stupid.... "OMG....you are soooo funny"....and look around to everybody and say "Isn't he sooo funny"...of course...do it sarcasticly....say it with a straight face....and strecth out each word...like this - "OOOOOMMMMGGGG.....YOOOUUUU ARRRRREEEE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNYYYYY"....trust me it works..he'll start to feel stupid really fast.
2006-10-10 22:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by This guy... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋