2006-10-10 15:03:41 · 15 answers · asked by beer 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Say "Aus!" and point to the door. No, wait, I bet you're married to him, aren't you?? In which case you say "Komm hier, du susse Mann!" and pucker up.
2006-10-11 10:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Specsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tempt them out with salami, weed, and a chute to drop unwanted babies into.
most germans will go for one, if not all of these three things. The hoff has lost popularity there these days, as my german compadre recently said to me "DIE HOFFMEISTER ISTEN PASTEN ITTENBITTEN".
roughly translates as "the hoff has lost what marginal flair he had in his heyday, and now we germans see right through his alchololic, rambling stage act"
..or you could say he's on celebrity big brother.
either way, once coaxed out you have to trap them in a special net, that's been soaked in dirty dishwater, for this is the only thing that germans cannot stand chewing through. any other kdin of net and you're toast; that german will chew right through that net and eat your brains for lying, which is an insult to a germans whole family, rigght through their ancestry to the dawn of time. You're insulting the dinosuars to them m*thaf*cka!
Once trapped they can be dried, pickled or frozen, and sold on the black market for a good price. You can try ebay for a one-off, just put them inside an ipod and do it on the sly.
May the force be with you!
2006-10-10 15:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by bob b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a bowl of sour kraut and put it outside the scullery he will come out then to eat the kraut. then bash him over the head with a huge pot. then call the police and run like hell.
2006-10-10 15:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by roy40372 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sehr gut. You must introduce him to an nice german lady. For this he will be willing to emerge.
2006-10-10 20:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the england football squad are outside waiting for him to thrash them. That should shift him pretty damn quick.
2006-10-10 15:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Act like your sexually atracted to him or just act like your going to rape him that scares men off 100% of the time. It's that man on man homophobia? don't ask me i just work here.
2006-10-11 08:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by number1bi7ch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice big bratwurst
2006-10-10 23:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Luke M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don`t tell me he`s been hiding there since 1945
tell him slowly and loudly he has to come out but if he doesnt understand keep saying it louder untill he does
2006-10-10 15:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them David Hasselhoff is in the garden!
2006-10-10 15:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by Lorraine R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Easy.. Just tell him Bekommen Sie die Hölle aus hier (get the hell out of here) and he will be so shocked, he will run out
2006-10-10 15:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋